1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:45,706 Folks, if you've got a copy of this morning's paper, 4 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,641 you've probably read about the daring exploits 5 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:50,043 of this brave young soldier. 6 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,779 His name is Danny Weems. 7 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,947 Here he is on an island in the South Pacific, 8 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:57,418 where single handed he captured 20 Japs. 9 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:58,786 Imagine that. 10 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,755 But he wasn't always this fearless fighting man. 11 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:02,623 No sirree. 12 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,492 On another island in the Atlantic, 13 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,794 six short months ago, bright and early 14 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,962 one morning in this old schoolhouse, 15 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:11,064 a group of public spirited citizens 16 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,966 were discussing our hero. 17 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,302 Order number 1437. 18 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:16,770 What are all those papers attached to his questionnaire? 19 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,839 Oh, they're a list of his ailments. 20 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,309 There wasn't room on the regular form. 21 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:22,976 Show this to Campbell. 22 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,646 You'd better have a look at this, Dr. Campbell. 23 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:29,783 Name is, uh, Daniel Weems. 24 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:30,784 Oh, yes. 25 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:31,919 I know this man. 26 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,455 I suspect every doctor in New York does. 27 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,857 He's a confirmed hypochondriac. 28 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,959 Give you an idea how bad he is, Maxwell, 29 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,794 he got himself a job running an elevator 30 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:43,331 in the Manhattan medical clinic just so he could 31 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,165 be near doctors and nurses. 32 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:48,702 Oh, then those diseases of his are just imaginary, huh? 33 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,538 Why, according to him he has everything 34 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,674 from hoof and mouth disease to the galloping willies. 35 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,376 And listen to this-- 36 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:59,146 nervous indigestion, nervous digestion. 37 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,781 And look there. 38 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:04,184 High blood pressure and low blood pressure. 39 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,887 Flat feet and rising arches. 40 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,322 And then there's one disease there 41 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,057 he must've found in the dictionary-- 42 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,892 ichthyosis colitis. 43 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,995 If there were such a thing, it could only happen to a fish. 44 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,698 Well, I hope he enjoys his diseases today. 45 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:20,067 He's due for a shock in the next mail. 46 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,068 - 1A? - 1A. 47 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:21,902 1A. 48 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:30,744 Going up, please. 49 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,179 Oh, hello, Dr. Jones. 50 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:33,547 Step right in. 51 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:34,848 I was hoping to see you. 52 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,684 I'd like you to have a look at my liver. 53 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,151 It's only three flights. 54 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,219 I'll walk up. 55 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:42,523 Oh, but Dr. Jones-- 56 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,524 oh, Dr. Weavermacher? 57 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:44,492 Paint it with iodine. 58 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:45,359 Paint what? 59 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:46,327 Who cares? 60 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,361 Good morning. 61 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:48,662 Good morning. 62 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,163 You're looking better, Mr. Higginbotham. 63 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:51,499 Feel great. 64 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,033 18 holes of golf, and the day is just a pup. 65 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,236 Just seeing the doctor for my final checkup. 66 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,204 Morning. - Morning, sir. 67 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:58,038 Good morning. 68 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,447 Not doing you much good, is he? 69 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,617 Oh, yes, I feel much better. 70 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,052 You looked better three months ago. 71 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,120 Oh, come now. 72 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:19,527 What's the matter? 73 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,629 Your eyes-- they blink. 74 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,097 Oh, everybody's eyes blink. 75 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,065 Yeah? 76 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,034 Everybody's eyes blink once a second. 77 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:27,868 Yours blink twice. 78 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:28,536 Twice? 79 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:29,370 Mm-hm. 80 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,404 Oh, is that bad? 81 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,640 Oh, no. 82 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,608 Except if it works back. 83 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:35,743 Works back? 84 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,811 Well, what'll happen? 85 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,714 If I told you the truth, it would only make it worse. 86 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,417 A man in your condition shouldn't get himself upset. 87 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:44,585 Oh, I'm all right. 88 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:45,453 I'm all right. 89 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:46,887 I don't know. 90 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:50,791 In my job, I see people come and go all the time. 91 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:51,625 Oh! 92 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:52,626 We just passed the seventh. 93 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,761 What are you stopping for? 94 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,062 I just remembered. 95 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:56,664 Only last week a fellow wanted the 16th floor 96 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,165 just like you did. 97 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,568 Well, I got him as far as the eight, and he was gone. 98 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:01,635 Maybe I should've stayed in bed. 99 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:02,770 Of course you should. 100 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,237 Let me see your tongue. No! 101 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,072 Put it back. 102 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:05,839 It's contagious. 103 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,140 Now you've exposed me to it. 104 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,342 Well, what'll happen to us? 105 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:09,176 Us? 106 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,478 Don't say us. 107 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:11,445 I haven't got it yet. - Well, what is it? 108 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,513 What have I got? 109 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,447 Don't hold back on me. Tell me. 110 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,682 Tell me. 111 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,917 Well, it looks like pollenari morphiosis. 112 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,519 It strikes without warning. 113 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,021 You'll be coming to your office one day, and then suddenly-- 114 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,259 then you'll be all right for a few days. 115 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,662 And then-- 116 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,464 You mean to tell me that I'll be-- 117 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:31,365 You see? 118 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:32,533 It's started already. 119 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,134 Your skin is turning green. 120 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,869 Your knees are beginning to buckle. 121 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,305 In just a second, you'll be gone. 122 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,473 Oh, water, water. 123 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,442 Please, give me a glass of water. 124 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:42,309 Water! 125 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:43,444 Water! 126 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,045 Oh, Dr. Freyheisen? 127 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,179 Dr. Freyheisen? 128 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,181 Dr. Frey-- a man just fainted. Dr. Freyheisen? 129 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:49,983 Dr. Freyheisen? 130 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:52,352 Doctor-- Dr. Freyheisen, it's-- 131 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,121 it's Mr. Higginbotham again. 132 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,689 What? 133 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,058 All I did, doctor, was-- 134 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,192 Oh, doctor. 135 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,629 I told you to keep away from my patients. 136 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,697 Doctor, why is your hand trembling like that? 137 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,533 Because I'm mad, you idiot! That's why. 138 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,134 But doctor, that wouldn't make it purple. 139 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,402 It's not purple. 140 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,704 It is purple, except for those green and yellow streaks. 141 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,039 - Where? - There. 142 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,711 Go away from me, you maniac. 143 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:18,846 Get away! 144 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,481 Get out! - But, doctor-- 145 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:21,649 Shut up! 146 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:22,750 Doctor, you shouldn't yell like that. 147 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:23,717 It's bad for you. - I will yell. 148 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:24,885 All right, yell. 149 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,587 But remember Dr. Flugel. 150 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,221 He used to yell. 151 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:31,892 He came in at 9:00 one morning, and at 9:05 he was gone. 152 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,326 Well, let me tell you something. 153 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,697 If you are here at 9:00 tomorrow morning, at 9:05 154 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:37,731 you'll be gone. 155 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:39,366 Oh, but, doctor, you don't-- 156 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:43,937 Here, drink this. 157 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:47,875 - What is this? - Water. 158 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,176 I heard you calling for it. 159 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:49,943 Water? 160 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,512 Just plain, ordinary water. 161 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,380 Oh, Virginia, you know I never drink anything but Jupiter 162 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,882 Springs number three distill. 163 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:58,351 Well, don't worry about it. 164 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,352 See? 165 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:00,521 Don't worry about Freyheisen. 166 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,855 He just likes to make a lot of noise. 167 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,056 Come on in my office for a minute. 168 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,357 I got something I want to show you. 169 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,593 All right. 170 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:06,927 Oh, you mean the liver extract has arrived? 171 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:07,961 Hey, you're gonna be all right. 172 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,429 You look much better today. 173 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,731 - I do? - Uh-huh. 174 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,099 Oh, well wait till you see me tomorrow? 175 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,734 I expect to have a very bad night. 176 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,804 OK. 177 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:17,971 Virginia, do you really think I'm 178 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,272 strong enough to get married? 179 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:23,811 Well, of course, if the you married a nurse. 180 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,779 Virginia, you're right. 181 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:26,580 I'll do it. 182 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:27,581 Danny! 183 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:30,217 Come here. 184 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,820 Come closer. 185 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,321 Look into my eyes. 186 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,989 Oh, Danny. 187 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,390 Ever since the first day we met 188 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,626 up I've wanting to say this. 189 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,327 Yes, Danny? 190 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,130 You're the most wonderful girl in the world. 191 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,098 Oh, Danny. 192 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,800 And I love you. 193 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,736 Darling. 194 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,471 I want you to be my wife, Mary. 195 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:52,773 Mary? 196 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,508 Well, who did you think I was talking to? 197 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:55,509 I was only practicing. 198 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:56,844 Oh, fine. 199 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,979 I light the fire, and she's cooking with it. 200 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,681 I see what you mean. 201 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,315 Well, anyway, how was the proposal, Virginian? 202 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:03,283 You think it'll work. 203 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,652 Oh, I don't see how it could miss. 204 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,453 I don't know how she could resist you. 205 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,855 Well, I-- 206 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,523 I know I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but-- 207 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:10,357 No. 208 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,491 No. 209 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:14,461 Mary likes me more than you know. 210 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:17,531 It's the little things she says and the little things 211 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,833 she doesn't say. 212 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,468 Mostly the things she doesn't say. 213 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:22,836 Yes. 214 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,938 Well, thanks, Virginia. 215 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,174 I gotta go now, but thanks for letting me use you. 216 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:33,647 Oh, hello, Mary. 217 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:34,548 Hello, Danny. 218 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,616 Any new symptoms today? 219 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:36,483 Oh, Mary. 220 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:37,985 Uh, Mary? 221 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,620 You haven't forgotten about tonight? 222 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,622 I've got a lot of things to tell you, and one of them 223 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:42,522 is very important. 224 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:43,624 You have forgotten that? 225 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,058 No, of course I remember, Danny. 226 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,827 This is the night I promised to go to a movie with you. 227 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,061 Yeah, and meet my friend, Joe. 228 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,462 He's gonna take us to dinner. 229 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,998 Gee, you look pretty. 230 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,033 Say, Danny, why don't we ask Virginia to come along. 231 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,835 No, we don't want her. 232 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:55,969 Oh, I mean, uh-- 233 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,537 Oh, thanks a lot. 234 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,840 Well, excuse me, but I know you've got a date or something. 235 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,374 She's got a date or something, haven't you? 236 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:02,075 No. 237 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,911 No, I'm perfectly free. 238 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,045 That's great. 239 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,546 No, we can't, Mary. 240 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,815 I mean, that would ruin everything. 241 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,982 Joe was gonna pay for the dinner, 242 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,483 and we just can't take people along. 243 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:11,652 Oh, I don't mind. 244 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,353 We can go dutch or something. 245 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,589 We'll have a wonderful time, Danny-- a double date. 246 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,057 We'll sort of pair off. 247 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:19,893 No, that's out of the quest-- 248 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:20,928 pair off? 249 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,095 That might be fine. 250 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,063 Oh, there's the elevator. 251 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,231 I'll pick you up at 6:00. 252 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,365 Bye. 253 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:26,199 Bye. 254 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,509 Oh, lovely. 255 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,083 , please. 256 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,368 Milk. 257 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,136 Thank you. 258 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:07,440 Say, uh, what kind of milk is this? 259 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:08,441 Cow's milk. 260 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,542 Cow's milk? 261 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,978 I didn't order cow's milk. 262 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,445 Haven't you got any goat's milk? 263 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,814 No. 264 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:17,117 Our goat is out shooting pool with some friends. 265 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,886 Have you got any Vitamize? 266 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,988 My friend, this is the Chalet Saint Maritz. 267 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,725 You want the polyclinic hospital perhaps. 268 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:25,993 Now-- now wait a minute. 269 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,394 If you haven't got what he asked for, OK, 270 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,496 but we could do without the jokes, understand? 271 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,597 Indeed. 272 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,265 What seems to be the trouble? 273 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:36,569 I bring milk to this man, and he starts an argument with me. 274 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,738 What? 275 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,673 Please, I must ask you to be careful 276 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,475 how you talk to my waiters. 277 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:43,677 Well, just a minute. 278 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:44,511 All I did was-- 279 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,979 I warn you. 280 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:49,917 One more incident like this, and I quit. 281 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:50,918 Earnest! 282 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,920 Earnest, you are just tired. 283 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,788 You've been working too hard. 284 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,589 Go out for a while and have a smoke. 285 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,325 Take tomorrow off. 286 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,494 I think it over. 287 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,263 Please. 288 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,166 Well, how do you like that. 289 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:09,336 Danny, I know a place that specializes in Vitamize milk. 290 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,170 You do? 291 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,138 Uh-huh. 292 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,973 It's one of the hot spots in town. 293 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:13,941 Come on, I'll take you there. 294 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,475 All right. 295 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,110 Oh, uh, I was supposed to sit this dance out with Mary. 296 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,345 Oh, no. Go ahead, Danny. 297 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,679 We'll meet you in front of the theater. 298 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:20,781 - Sure. - You sure you don't mind? 299 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,015 - Uh-uh. - Oh, I can hardly wait. 300 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,384 You know I'm just crazy about Vitamize milk. 301 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,452 Come on. 302 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,454 We'll see you at the movies, huh? 303 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:30,724 There's only one Danny. 304 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,160 Yeah, he's quite a guy. 305 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,062 You know, he's pretty stuck on you. 306 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,230 You know that, don't you? 307 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,400 Yes, and I don't know what to do about it. 308 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:44,304 I-- I've tried to tell him, but, oh, he's got the funniest way 309 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,906 of twisting your words around. 310 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,842 No, I-- I can't come right out with it. 311 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:52,145 Besides, Joe, he's-- oh, he's got so many other troubles-- 312 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,847 at least, he thinks he has-- that, 313 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:56,049 well, I don't wanna hurt him. 314 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,218 You're a pretty nice person, Mary. 315 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,854 You're OK yourself. 316 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:01,721 Like to dance? 317 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,023 Oh, I'd love to, Joe. 318 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,324 Step up. 319 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,358 There'll be a short wait for all seats. 320 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,527 Keep moving, please. 321 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,561 Step up. 322 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,530 There'll be a short wait for all seats. 323 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:11,331 Keep moving. 324 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,200 Three please. 325 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,667 Two general, please. 326 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,936 Step up. 327 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,270 There'll be a short wait for all seats, please. 328 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,939 - Here you are, Mrs. Willoughby. - Thank you. 329 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,607 I take two every day and three on Sunday. 330 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:21,708 And holidays. 331 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,410 Come on. - Oh, come on. 332 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,711 Come on. 333 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,880 See, as I was telling you, I only get $22.50 a week, 334 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,081 but I figure Mary could work a little 335 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,549 while after we're married. - Yes. 336 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,085 And I haven't decided yet about the proposal. 337 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,887 I-- I don't know whether to blurt it 338 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,022 out or kind of lead up to it. 339 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:35,856 What do you think? 340 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,124 Well, I don't know. 341 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,425 Maybe I can help. 342 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,626 Why don't you marry him, Mary? 343 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,362 Oh, I'd love to, except I'm Virginia. 344 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,096 Yeah. 345 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,898 Oh, then you must be Joe. 346 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,067 No, no. 347 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,035 I'm Mary. 348 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:48,869 Oh. 349 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,137 I-- I mean Danny. 350 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,038 Come on, Joe. 351 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:51,905 Yoo-hoo! 352 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:52,772 Oh, there they are. 353 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:53,606 Hello. 354 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,407 That's them. 355 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,708 The one on the right's Mary. 356 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,910 She's pretty, isn't she? 357 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,211 Yeah. 358 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,479 Oh, uh, Joe, Mary, this is Mrs. Willoughby. 359 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,281 She's 46 years old and has seven children. 360 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,115 Her husband's a baker. 361 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,984 Gets $88 a week. 362 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,118 How do you do? 363 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,287 How do you do, you two? 364 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,456 Oh, we've lost our place. 365 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,057 Oh. 366 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,661 Now look what happened. 367 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,929 We've lost our place. 368 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,264 Why didn't you get here? 369 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,465 Well, I'm glad you did get here, because now 370 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,900 we've got to get out of here. - What? 371 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:20,968 - Why? - What are you talking about? 372 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,102 Why? 373 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,236 Well, the lobby's full of people, 374 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,337 and the people are full of germs. 375 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,805 But we came to see the picture. 376 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,007 I don't see why, Joe. 377 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,641 These musical pictures are all alike. 378 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,443 If you've seen one, you've seen them all. 379 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,345 Supposing we do go in, and we do get a seat, 380 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,147 and the woman in front does take her hat off, 381 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,648 and you do get a look up at the screen. 382 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:36,516 What do you see? 383 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,858 Manic depressive pictures present-- 384 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,097 --hello Fresno. 385 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,699 Goodbye. 386 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,436 Produced by are you manic? 387 00:13:56,536 --> 00:14:03,176 And directed by depressive. 388 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,477 Now you know the name of the picture, 389 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,948 and you'd like to see it, but no. 390 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:12,152 Screenplay by Gluck from a stage play by my Motz from a story 391 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,355 by Blip from a chapter by Run from a sentence 392 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,125 by Dopes from a comma by Stokes from an idea 393 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:23,563 by Brokes based on Joan Miller's jokes. 394 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,033 Now you know the name of the picture and who wrote it, 395 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,701 and you'd still like to see it, but no. 396 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,640 Art direction ,, interiors Minerva 397 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,143 photography Alonzo tech recorded sound 398 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,210 upholstery by Zachary. 399 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,511 Knick knackery by Thackeray. 400 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,981 by dickory, and dickory by dock. 401 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:46,987 Now finally, at last comes the picture, and what do we see? 402 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:51,224 The same old beautiful chorus girls. 403 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:55,862 The opening scene is a ranch in Fresno, California. 404 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,231 So what are they singing? 405 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,367 When it's cherry blossom time in Orange, 406 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,670 New Jersey we'll make a peach of a pair. 407 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:08,175 I know we cantaloupe, so honeydew be mine and if-- 408 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,943 up from the gulch rides a hunk of man. 409 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,279 He is a hero, cowboy Dan, the galloping 410 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,214 and buckaroo. 411 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:18,251 His horse, of course, is a baritone, too. 412 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:26,960 I've got that old wagon wheel inside of me. 413 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,261 Yahoo! 414 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:33,733 I've got that old cactus in the hide of me! 415 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,702 Yahoo! 416 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:40,107 The girls are delighted to hear this. 417 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,975 But where is our heroine? 418 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:45,112 As the bell rings for lunch, we find the heroine in the corral 419 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,413 eating her heart out. 420 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,714 She is Mary Swenn, the tap dancing daughter 421 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,149 of an American juggling act, who left her 422 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,483 on the doorstep of an old English castle, 423 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,219 where was found by Sir Basil Metabolism, 424 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,054 who said, by Jove, a girl baby. 425 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,156 I shall raise her as me own daughter. 426 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,790 Which he did, but she wants to tap dance, 427 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,459 and cowboy Dan, who she met on this trip, 428 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,893 knew it was love at first sight, wants to marry her 429 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,295 so she can tap dance, but she knows Sir 430 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,730 Basil will never permit this. 431 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,631 Never, never, never! 432 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,166 That's why she's eating her heart out 433 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,634 because she wants to tap dance. 434 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,236 But through her tears, she's singing 435 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,305 a happy little song because she is also a countertenor soprano. 436 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,462 She is beside herself, her favorite position. 437 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,264 She rushes to her father. 438 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:41,701 Oh, father, you must let me marry cowboy Dan. 439 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:46,673 He owns the biggest ranch in Texas bar none. 440 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,710 Cowboy Dan cannot believe his ears-- 441 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,011 bar none. 442 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,214 Why, that's the password of the FBI. 443 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,215 It can't be. 444 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,116 No, no. Yes, yes. 445 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,217 No, no. Yes, yes. 446 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,185 No, no. Yes, yes. 447 00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,018 No, no. 448 00:16:59,152 --> 00:16:59,886 Yes, yes. 449 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,288 It can't be. 450 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,356 But it was. 451 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,058 He rushes to Mary Swenn. 452 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,726 Mary Swenn, you must help me. 453 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,129 Can you tap out a message in code? 454 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,663 This is a big chance. 455 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,300 Now you can tap dance, which she does, but what has she done? 456 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,834 She has betrayed her own father. 457 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,503 But he isn't her father. 458 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:22,409 He is Heinrich von ,, the dangerous German spy. 459 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,543 - What? - Yes. 460 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:24,377 Oh! 461 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,849 Stick up your hands, you dirty rat 462 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,552 so the FBI finally captures a German spy. 463 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,886 Dan and Mary are about to.. 464 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,489 You think the picture's about to end, but no. 465 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,727 Who ever heard of a musical picture 466 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:45,732 without Carmelite Pepita, the Bolivian bombshell? 467 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:53,240 I wish you could come with me to my little village in Bolivia. 468 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:58,077 So peaceful there are the purple mountains with the lovely list 469 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,612 and the shining stars. 470 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:09,389 And the little people who live so simple and quiet. 471 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:14,694 And every night, all they want to do is conga! 472 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,586 the opening chorus. 473 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,155 When it's cherry blossom time in Orange, New Jersey. 474 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,296 That Danny is doing all right. 475 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,365 That must be his third bottle of milk. 476 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,867 He's gonna drink himself white. 477 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,835 He's quite a guy. 478 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,770 Yes, he is. 479 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,005 He's going to make some woman a wonderful medicine 480 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,841 cabinet someday. 481 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,347 Well, I guess I'd better go in now. 482 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,348 It's pretty late. 483 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,782 Yeah? 484 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,385 Holy smoke, it's after 2:00. 485 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,719 I didn't even realize. 486 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,688 I had a grand time, Joe. 487 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,390 Thanks for letting me tag along. 488 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,458 I had a swell time, too. 489 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,859 I enjoyed every minute of it. 490 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,865 Goodnight. 491 00:19:58,965 --> 00:19:59,832 Goodnight. 492 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,178 Well, goodnight, Joe. 493 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,012 Night. 494 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,083 Oh, Mary? 495 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,819 Yes, Joe? 496 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,554 Joe and Mary just met tonight so they 497 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,256 have a lot to talk about. 498 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,691 Joe is a great little talker. 499 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,426 I can never think of anything to say, can you? 500 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,428 See, I was gonna ask her to marry me tonight. 501 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,196 I only make $22.50 a week, but I was gonna 502 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,764 ask her to marry me anyway. 503 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,267 I just didn't get round to it. 504 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,503 There were too many people around. 505 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,405 We're having a good time, aren't we? 506 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,039 See, we're out on a double date. 507 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,774 Joe is with Virginia, and I'm with Mary. 508 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,009 You wants some milk, Virginia? 509 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,749 Say, what's the matter with that horse of yours? 510 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:50,717 He keeps breathing in all the time. 511 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:51,884 Never breathes out. 512 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,353 Well, I'll tell you the truth, bub, 513 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,087 but I don't want it to get around. 514 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,255 He ain't really a horse. 515 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,223 He's a vacuum cleaner. 516 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,261 Gee, I'm awful glad you like Mary, Joe, 517 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,797 and I'm glad she likes you, because if the two of you 518 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,633 didn't hit it off, maybe I'd feel different about what 519 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,568 I'm going to do. 520 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,702 What do you mean, Danny? 521 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:10,903 What are you gonna do? 522 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,204 Well, you were with her all evening. 523 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,040 Didn't she tell you? 524 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,408 We're in love. 525 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,876 We're gonna get married. 526 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:17,777 Oh, Danny. 527 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:23,383 Maybe you'd better think it over for a while. 528 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,651 Have you asked her? 529 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,286 No, not right out, but Mary understands. 530 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:31,558 The only thing keeping us apart right now is my varicose veins. 531 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,626 I sure know how to pick 'em, don't I, Joe? 532 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,162 Yeah, you sure do. 533 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,266 But, uh, maybe you'd better wait, Danny. 534 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,734 Things might be different. 535 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,670 But I don't want to wait, Joe. 536 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,472 You know, a girl like Mary is awfully easy 537 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:46,973 to fall in love with. 538 00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:51,277 She might meet somebody else, and then where would I be? 539 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,845 Sure. 540 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,948 Look-- well, let's get some sleep. 541 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,684 We'll talk about it some other time. 542 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,659 Oh, there's a letter here for you, Danny. 543 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,528 Oh, I'll-- look at it in morning. 544 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,196 It can't be anything important. 545 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,030 Oh. 546 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,296 Joe? 547 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,698 Yeah? 548 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:48,901 I wish you hadn't told me about that letter. 549 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,738 Now I won't be able to sleep wondering what's in it. 550 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,973 Then why don't you get up and open it? 551 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,544 Well, it might be bad news, and then I'd never sleep. 552 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,413 Then don't open it. 553 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,549 But if I don't open it, I'll be wondering what's in it, 554 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:03,883 and I'll be awake all night. 555 00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:05,384 All right, all right. 556 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:08,387 I'll open it myself, or you'll keep me awake all night. 557 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,596 Oh. 558 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,197 What's the matter? 559 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:19,432 It's nothing. 560 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,333 Then why did you go, huh? 561 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:23,235 Oh, uh, just a little something in my throat, 562 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:24,070 I guess. 563 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:24,904 Oh. 564 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,176 That letter must be about something, Joe. 565 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:32,211 Nobody sends you a letter with nothing in it. 566 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,045 Open it up. 567 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:43,623 What is it? 568 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,025 Oh, it's nothing important, Danny. 569 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,594 Just an add or something. 570 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,228 It'll keep till morning. 571 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:52,565 Oh, well, if it's only an add, tear it up and throw it away. 572 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:53,933 Well, I can't do that. 573 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,303 You know it's unpatriotic to throw away paper. 574 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,271 Then why did you throw away the envelope? 575 00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,073 Well, the envelope's just a little piece of paper. 576 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,209 That's a big piece of paper. 577 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,277 Somebody went to a lot of trouble to print it. 578 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:10,883 Now, go to sleep, for the love of Mike, 579 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,819 Oh, I'm too nervous to sleep now, Joe. 580 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,086 You've got me all upset. 581 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,963 To Daniel Weems-- 582 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:24,797 Joe-- 583 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,132 greetings. 584 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:27,834 It's from the President of the United States. 585 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,802 Having submitted yourself 586 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:33,072 to the local board for the purpose of determining 587 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:37,810 your availability for service in the armed forces of the United 588 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:41,447 States, you are hereby notified that you 589 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:45,451 have now been selected for training and service 590 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:48,688 in the Army. 591 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,691 Joe, did you hear that? 592 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:52,625 What? 593 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:53,793 Oh, nothing. 594 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,928 I was so nervous I thought I heard-- 595 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,597 Joe, I'm drafted. 596 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:58,865 They drafted me. 597 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,299 They can't take me, Joe. 598 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:01,868 Of course, I'd like to be in the Army, 599 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,837 but they make soldiers hike 30 miles a day. 600 00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:06,973 I walk half a block, and I get palpitations, 601 00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:09,709 even with my arch supports. 602 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,443 I'd probably slow up the whole company, 603 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:15,181 and lose the maneuvers, and be dishonorably discharged, 604 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,817 and come home, and never I wouldn't 605 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:21,053 be able to get a job any place, and all my friends 606 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:24,056 would be laughing at me. 607 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,725 Danny, take it easy. 608 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,059 Take it easy. 609 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,061 Joe, you've gotta go over to the draft board 610 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,362 and explain to them about me. 611 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:31,731 Well, I can't go now. 612 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,465 It's 3 o'clock in the morning. 613 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:34,734 It is? 614 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,669 Well, you ought to go over and get in line. 615 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:37,503 Oh. 616 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,175 Maybe he's not really sick, but he thinks he is, 617 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:44,977 and that amounts to the same thing. 618 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,479 Well, the Army may be a tough pill for him to swallow, 619 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,750 but I think it'll do the trick, Mr. Nelson. 620 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:51,918 I can't figure it. 621 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,419 You take fellas like Danny, and me-- 622 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,254 I've been here dozens of times, and there's nothing-- 623 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,989 Mr. Nelson, you've been supporting 624 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:57,924 your father in Chicago. 625 00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:58,925 Isn't that right? 626 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,192 Yeah, but he's not so old. 627 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:01,493 He can find some way to get along. 628 00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:03,429 Well, this ought to be good news for you then. 629 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:06,232 You won't have to worry about your father anymore. 630 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,199 He's been drafted. 631 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,100 What? 632 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,368 That's right, son, and so are you. 633 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:10,236 You're in 1A. 634 00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:11,203 Huh? 635 00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:11,838 1A? 636 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:12,939 1A. 637 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,241 Well, what do you know? 638 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,175 Next case. 639 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:25,451 And so, after many months of strenuous training, 640 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:29,689 fresh air, regular hours, and nourishing food, 641 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:32,625 Danny has become a new man. 642 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:33,760 Or has he? 643 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:34,961 Fine doctors telling me I'm not 644 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,462 sick just because they can't find 645 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,797 anything the matter with me. 646 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,431 You never looked better in your life, junior. 647 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:40,532 What? 648 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:43,069 The Army agrees with you. 649 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:44,804 Regular hours, exercise. 650 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:45,905 Ah! 651 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,306 Last night, you ate two steaks. 652 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:51,577 Yeah, that's one of the worst symptoms-- over hunger. 653 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,713 You better get rid of that traveling drugstore 654 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:54,914 you've got there, too. 655 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,048 Before long, we're going to be carrying 656 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,616 only what we can carry. 657 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:58,785 Get rid of that? 658 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,653 Oh, look at that. 659 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,488 You see how nervous I am? 660 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,257 I spilled it all over Mary's letter, and right on the part 661 00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:08,160 where she says I'm the nicest fella in the world. 662 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,595 By the way, where is she now, Danny? 663 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:10,496 Still in Colorado. 664 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,630 Yeah. 665 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,299 Still visiting that aunt of hers. 666 00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:14,901 Funny, I never knew she had one there. 667 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:15,735 Weems! 668 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:16,602 Nelson! 669 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:17,636 Here. 670 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:18,938 Come here, you guys. 671 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:21,007 I got a little detail for you. 672 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,174 Oh, sergeant, we were just getting 673 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:23,442 ready for weekend leave. 674 00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:24,610 Well, that's tough. 675 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,913 A couple of lieutenants just arrived with a few bags, 676 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,147 and we're fresh out of red caps. 677 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,282 They're waiting for you at the sentry gate. 678 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:31,117 Come on. 679 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,985 There goes our leave. 680 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,453 You know, if I don't get a rest pretty soon, 681 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,855 I'm gonna have to have an operation. 682 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,790 They can't operate on you, junior. 683 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,259 With all those pills inside of you, you'd roll off the table. 684 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:41,127 A-choo! 685 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:48,100 Sergeant Gelsen reporting with detail as requested. 686 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:48,968 Thank you, sergeant. 687 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:50,136 Hey, Joe, lookit! 688 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:51,203 They've been drafted. 689 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:52,805 Well, how about that. 690 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:53,773 Isn't it wonderful? 691 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:55,207 Don't they look great, Joe? 692 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,442 Gee, I don't know whether to salute you or kiss you. 693 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:58,310 You'd better salute them, soldier. 694 00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:00,679 Enlisted men don't talk to officers, except in line 695 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:01,714 of duty, and don't forget it. 696 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:02,648 Yes, sergeant. 697 00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:03,950 That's right, sergeant. 698 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:04,784 How do you do, sir? 699 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:05,684 Uh, ma'am. 700 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:06,685 Uh, at your service. 701 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:07,519 Better, ma'am? 702 00:28:07,653 --> 00:28:08,487 Uh, sergeant? 703 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:09,956 Get their bags and snap into it. 704 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:11,290 - Yes, sir. - Take them down to that hotel. 705 00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:17,496 Swell double date. 706 00:28:17,563 --> 00:28:18,998 You can't even talk to the girls. 707 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,506 Why don't you stay in town over night? 708 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:29,641 I bet you can find a nice room at the YMCA. 709 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,551 Gee, you look great in a uniform. 710 00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:42,054 Well, I always think of you with a blue ribbon in your hair. 711 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,996 I'm so glad you didn't grow a mustache 712 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:51,197 like you said you would. 713 00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:57,503 You know, I entered your picture in a beauty contest 714 00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:58,771 at camp. 715 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,407 You came in third. 716 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:05,177 Wasn't it awfully hard to get used to living in the same room 717 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,445 with 16 fellas? 718 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:11,951 You know, if I had known you were gonna enlist, 719 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,086 I'd never have sent you those silk stockings. 720 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,861 Oh, don't forget to remind me. 721 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:23,562 I-- I brought you a box of cigars. 722 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:34,640 Say, uh, I wanna get you some flowers. 723 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,876 Is there anything in regulation says you can't wear 724 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,645 flowers when you're in uniform? 725 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:40,880 Here. 726 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,081 I was gonna take these home to my wife, 727 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,283 but I'll get her a derby hat instead. 728 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,463 Good, good. 729 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,297 Danny? 730 00:29:58,397 --> 00:29:59,966 - Oh, no. - Here. 731 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:00,833 No, thank you. 732 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,569 That's a zebra. 733 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:04,503 There. 734 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,305 That doesn't look like a swan. 735 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:07,974 That looks like a wombat or something. 736 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:11,143 Lookit, a swan is like this. 737 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:12,578 Call that a swan? 738 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:16,748 Yeah, that's a swan with a stiff neck. 739 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:20,619 Here, hold your arm like this. 740 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,255 Crook this finger. 741 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,457 Gee, your hand is cold. 742 00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:28,694 Oh, it'll get warm if you hold it a while. 743 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:37,836 I suppose you'll be leaving soon, Joe. 744 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,171 Yeah, I suppose so. 745 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:41,273 Will you write to me? 746 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,475 Danny'll be writing to you every day. 747 00:30:43,609 --> 00:30:45,611 He'll keep you posted about me. 748 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,813 How about you keeping me posted about Danny? 749 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:53,152 I don't want to do anything to hurt him, Mary. 750 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:55,721 And you know how he feels about you. 751 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,357 It just seems kind of a bad time to knock 752 00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,558 the pins out from under him. 753 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,793 Don't you think? 754 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:02,861 I guess you're right. 755 00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:13,005 I wish there were some way to wrap up a night like this 756 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:15,074 and take it along. 757 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:19,878 So do I. Well, at least we made 758 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:21,981 beautiful shadows together. 759 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:24,216 Mary? 760 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:26,352 What, Joe? 761 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,254 I know how to make a wonderful shadow. 762 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,427 Joe, Mary? 763 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:37,396 What's yourself, fellas. 764 00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,531 Hey, wait'll you see what I found. 765 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:41,067 Virginia's over there now. 766 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,534 You can make one for me, and Joe can make one for Virginia, 767 00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:43,936 or they can put all four of us on one. 768 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:46,072 Gee, I won't mind being separated from you now, Mary. 769 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,673 Of course I'll mind, but it won't be so bad. 770 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,041 What on earth are you talking about? 771 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:50,542 Well, for Pete's sake Mary, I just 772 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:51,577 told you we found a place right near her where you can 773 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:52,911 put your own voice on a record. 774 00:31:56,248 --> 00:32:00,086 Well, uh, none of us know where 775 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,188 we're headed or-- or when. 776 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:06,092 It's kind of a mixed up world. 777 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,926 You just get started to really know somebody, 778 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:13,765 and next thing you know, you're telling them goodbye. 779 00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:17,403 Well, all I can say is good luck to us all. 780 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:18,804 - Oh, that's swell. - That was swell. 781 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:20,439 Mary,. 782 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:21,707 I don't know what to say. 783 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:22,441 Say something. 784 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:26,445 Well, I never liked-- 785 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,951 I never like goodbyes, and-- 786 00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:34,420 and this way I-- 787 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,788 I get kind of a funny feeling, knowing 788 00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:40,926 you'll be playing this when we're thousands of miles apart. 789 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:41,760 Hurry back. 790 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:42,594 I'll be waiting. 791 00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:48,134 And Danny, take good care of yourself, 792 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:51,470 as if I have to tell you. 793 00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:54,773 Well, I-- I guess that's all. 794 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:55,741 Bless you both. 795 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,643 Oh, gee, Mary, that was wonderful. 796 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,681 Gee, Mary, that was wonderful. 797 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,416 I'll be playing that record all the time, 798 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,152 and hearing your voice, no matter where they send this, 799 00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:08,954 it'll be just like you were there. 800 00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:10,856 In the mic. 801 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:11,757 What's the matter? 802 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,659 Keep on talking. 803 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:14,993 Say that again. 804 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:16,362 Keep on talking. 805 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,030 What's that clicking in your throat? 806 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:18,864 Clicking? 807 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:19,865 Yeah. 808 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,200 You've got enlarged tonsils. 809 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,502 They didn't get 'em all out when they operated, did they? 810 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,504 Nobody operated, not on me. 811 00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:26,138 Look. 812 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:27,273 Uh-huh. 813 00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:28,507 That explains everything. 814 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,509 You should be on the table right now. 815 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:32,178 You know, there's lots of people walking around 816 00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:33,879 don't know how sick they are. 817 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,147 Ought to be in hospital. 818 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,715 Here's your first shrimp. 819 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:37,949 That shrimp is here. 820 00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:39,017 Beat it, you. 821 00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:40,452 Oh, button your lip. 822 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,321 Think you're a big shot just because you're making 823 00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:43,722 a lot of noise around here. 824 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:44,556 Scram. 825 00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:50,829 Shut up! 826 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:51,497 Get out of here. 827 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:54,466 Ah, shut up. 828 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:56,001 Oh, Virginia, that thing's still going. 829 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:56,968 Get up there. Take her. 830 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:00,339 Oh, wait a minute. 831 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:01,240 Wait a minute. 832 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,241 Wait a minute, folks. 833 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:03,509 Wait a minute. 834 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:04,743 Hold it, hold it. 835 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,346 Now this is turning out to be a fine record. 836 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,081 Now look, you've got three minutes left. 837 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:10,216 Will you see if you can do a little 838 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:11,850 better on the rest of it? 839 00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:14,486 Well, I don't know anything to say. 840 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:17,756 But I want to give you something to remember me by. 841 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,826 Would anybody be surprised if I sang a song at this point? 842 00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:21,860 Well, it's about time. 843 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:36,074 I used to be bewildered. 844 00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:41,513 My outlook on life wasn't clear. 845 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:49,555 Then all at once the mists seemed to disappear. 846 00:34:57,229 --> 00:35:10,209 Now I know why I go walking round in a wonderful glow. 847 00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:19,551 There's a lot that I'm not conscious of, 848 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:26,958 but this feeling I feel must be love. 849 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:38,069 Now I know why it's so, why I'm alive 850 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:42,140 and I thrive on the thrill. 851 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:55,354 Here am I riding high on a hill far away from the usual drone 852 00:35:55,487 --> 00:36:02,093 with a world of my own at my feet 853 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:10,536 all because it was heavenly sweet to have 854 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:15,641 planned that we meet. 855 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:27,719 Never dreamed in my wildest dream 856 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:32,858 that I'd fall quite so wholeheartedly. 857 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:45,704 Now I know love is all that it's cracked up to be. 858 00:36:54,012 --> 00:37:01,887 Never dreamed in my wildest dream 859 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:06,692 that I'd fall quite so wholeheartedly. 860 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:21,673 Now I know love is all that it's cracked up to be. 861 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,959 Thank you. 862 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:41,927 Very good. 863 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:52,070 Oh, cut it out, will ya, Blackie? 864 00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:52,771 Listen, nervous. 865 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,205 Take it easy, Blackie. 866 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,274 I thought I told you to lay off that Victrola. 867 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:58,877 The next time I catch you fooling around with it, 868 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,612 I'm gonna break off both your arms and legs, 869 00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:01,947 and hit you over the head with 'em. 870 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,220 Get your hands off that record, Blackie. 871 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,489 OK. 872 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,790 Oh, Butterball, give me that record, will ya? 873 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:13,291 - Come on. - Oh, watch it, fellas, will ya? 874 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:14,259 You're gonna break that. 875 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:15,494 Give me it. 876 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,463 Listen, fellas, you're gonna break that. 877 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:18,597 Get away. 878 00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:20,599 I eat records, and I'm hungry. 879 00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:21,933 Hey, fellas, you ever see me eat a record? 880 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:23,068 Hey, wait a minute, Butterball. 881 00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:24,503 I'll get you some ketchup for it. 882 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:25,637 Yeah, yeah, get me some ketchup. 883 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:26,572 We'll put some ketchup on it. 884 00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:27,773 OK, we'll get some ketchup. 885 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:29,140 Come on. Where is it? 886 00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:30,108 Let's get over here. 887 00:38:30,175 --> 00:38:31,276 - Get out of the way. - Come on. 888 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:32,310 Come one. - Here we are. 889 00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,112 OK, sarge, shake it up there. 890 00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:35,514 My medicine. 891 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,115 What have you done with my medicine? 892 00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:39,418 I put it all in one bottle so as we could conserve space. 893 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:41,086 - Hey, spill some on here. - OK. 894 00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:41,953 That's it. 895 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:42,654 Get it all over. 896 00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:43,955 Hey, come here, you. 897 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:45,290 give him a shampoo. 898 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:46,425 No, make him drink it. 899 00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:47,158 Stuff it down his throat, Blackie. 900 00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:48,293 Good idea. 901 00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:49,928 stand around and watch him explode. 902 00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:53,365 Hey, you goons. 903 00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:54,265 Hey, hey, cut it out! 904 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,167 Who's doing that? 905 00:38:56,301 --> 00:38:58,470 Yeah, you two-- you've been picking on Danny long enough. 906 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:01,373 Now cut it out or I'm gonna crack your heads together 907 00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:02,841 like a couple of coconuts. 908 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,444 Listen, meathead, you're gonna crack whose heads 909 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,646 together like what coconuts? 910 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:09,648 Yeah, that's what I wanna know. 911 00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:11,216 Hey, fellas! 912 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,618 Hey, fellas! 913 00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:16,655 It's come! 914 00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:17,889 No! No, no, no! 915 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,558 Wait a minute. 916 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:20,826 Wait a minute. 917 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:21,560 It's just like I've been telling you. 918 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:22,694 What? What? 919 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:23,529 - We're shoving off. - Really? 920 00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:24,730 Who told you that? 921 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:25,997 We're shoving off right this minute. 922 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:26,898 What do you mean? 923 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:28,166 No, come here. Look. 924 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:29,367 Look for yourself. Get a load of this. 925 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:30,235 Maybe he's telling the truth. 926 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,169 Hey, Joe. 927 00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:32,504 Now do you believe me? 928 00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:33,839 Oh, brother. 929 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:34,806 Oh, boy, it looks like the third platoon 930 00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:36,475 is going out right there. 931 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:37,409 Hey, look at the guns! 932 00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:38,744 Yeah. 933 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,812 Hey, Joe, we're really leaving, I guess. 934 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:41,913 Danny, lookit! 935 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,582 There goes that gold brick outfit. 936 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,016 Hey, hey, look! 937 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:48,019 They've got a hospital truck just for me. 938 00:39:48,153 --> 00:39:49,054 Attention. 939 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:50,856 All right, men, get everything ready. 940 00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:52,257 Full packs and helmets. 941 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,560 This company moves out in exactly one half hour. 942 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:55,527 Snap to it. 943 00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:56,495 Come on, Danny. 944 00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:57,663 Get your pills. 945 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,699 Hey, don't forget to take your pills. 946 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:02,400 How am I gonna get ready in a half hour, Joe? 947 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:04,369 You won't if you don't stop worry and start packing. 948 00:40:04,436 --> 00:40:06,672 Well, why do they give us such short notice all the time? 949 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:09,007 Oh, Joe, what about Mary? 950 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:10,341 She'll be awfully worried. 951 00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:12,778 I can't go away without saying goodbye to Mary. 952 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,412 Maybe I'll never see her again, Joe. 953 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,247 Maybe never. 954 00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:17,949 That's quite a while. 955 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,251 A lot of fellas in that same spot, Danny. 956 00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:21,086 Come on. 957 00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:21,920 Get going. 958 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,356 OK, you take it. 959 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,925 Thanks. 960 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,795 Goodbye, Veronica. 961 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,229 Hey, what am I talking about? 962 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,297 You're going with us. 963 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,298 I'm going, too. 964 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,399 Get out of here. 965 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,343 Hey, Butterball, you seen anything of Danny? 966 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,978 Not since we left camp. 967 00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:20,946 Hey, you know, LT-- 968 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:21,947 is not at rest. 969 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:22,981 Cut out the talking. 970 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,324 Uh, yes, sir-- 971 00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:34,793 ma'am-- lieutenant. 972 00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:36,327 That will be all! 973 00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:43,334 Danny, you're not making sense. 974 00:41:43,468 --> 00:41:45,771 What is it that was a matter of life and death? 975 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:46,972 Why did you have to come down here? 976 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:48,173 Mary, don't you understand? 977 00:41:48,306 --> 00:41:49,174 We're leaving. 978 00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:50,676 There's only a few more minutes left, 979 00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:52,678 and the most terrible thing has happened. 980 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:54,512 Virginia's going with us on the same boat, 981 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:55,947 and it's right there. 982 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:58,349 For heaven sake's, what's so terrible about that? 983 00:41:58,483 --> 00:41:59,885 She's a wonderful girl, and she likes you. 984 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,687 Yeah, but she's not you. 985 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:03,054 Well, if she can go, you can go. 986 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:04,022 What? 987 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,323 Maybe you could even take her place. 988 00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:06,792 I could talk to the colonel, and explain, 989 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,026 and tell him that the only-- 990 00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:09,060 But Danny, you're not running the Army. 991 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,629 You can't just put me on a boat. 992 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:12,030 Yeah. 993 00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:13,799 How did you ever know where you were sailing from? 994 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:14,700 - Oh-- - Oh, no, no. 995 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,201 Don't tell me. 996 00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,469 You know you could be shot at sunrise. 997 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:19,337 Just because I-- 998 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:20,171 No, don't tell me. 999 00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:23,909 Oh, I've gotta get out of here. 1000 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,043 What's the matter? 1001 00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:26,578 Oh, it's your sergeant. 1002 00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:27,579 S-- s-- sergeant? 1003 00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:31,817 Quick. You'd better get in there. 1004 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,151 Oh, no. I can't get in-- 1005 00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:33,719 Come on. 1006 00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:34,853 It's all right. 1007 00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:35,486 I left my rifle and pack in there. 1008 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:41,226 Hey, Lynn. 1009 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:42,928 Have you seen anything of Danny Weems? 1010 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:46,031 Yeah, I saw him a minute ago talking to a nurse. 1011 00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:47,265 I think I know where he went. 1012 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,266 Come on. 1013 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:01,112 You stay in there. 1014 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,180 I'll see if the coast is clear. 1015 00:43:18,129 --> 00:43:19,297 Oh, cut it out, will ya, Blackie? 1016 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,780 Mary! 1017 00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,414 Mary! 1018 00:43:36,481 --> 00:43:37,148 Mary! 1019 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,583 Mary! Let her down! 1020 00:43:38,650 --> 00:43:39,450 Let her down! 1021 00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:40,285 Mary! 1022 00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:41,219 Mary! 1023 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:41,887 Mary! 1024 00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:43,488 What's going on here? 1025 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:44,823 Mar-- oh. 1026 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:45,791 Get down off there. 1027 00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:47,558 Yes, sir, Colonel Ashley. 1028 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,794 Well, what is it? 1029 00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:53,264 I was just saying goodbye to my truck, sir. 1030 00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:54,065 Truck? 1031 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,233 Uh, yeah, I call it Mary. 1032 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:55,834 Mary? 1033 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,268 Uh, yeah, well-- 1034 00:43:57,402 --> 00:43:59,337 oh, you know the way the flyers name their planes? 1035 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,573 Well, you've heard of the Daisy Mae and the Susie Q? 1036 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,342 That's the Mary Ann. 1037 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,911 Uh, goodbye, Mary. 1038 00:44:06,011 --> 00:44:07,245 Bye. - What is this? 1039 00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:08,346 What is this? Report to your company at once. 1040 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,748 - Yes, sir. - Fasten your belt. 1041 00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:10,682 Yes, sir. 1042 00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:11,516 Well, that's all. 1043 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:12,350 Yes, sir. 1044 00:44:51,622 --> 00:44:55,994 There's a mighty rumble in the air. 1045 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:59,297 And the rumble's going everywhere. 1046 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:03,234 It's the echo of a simple prayer. 1047 00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:07,238 People pray to be saved from the tyrants 1048 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:10,408 and the tyrant must be crushed, so here we go. 1049 00:45:13,912 --> 00:45:15,213 All out freedom. 1050 00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:17,849 It's all out for freedom. 1051 00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:21,219 Who dares to take it away? 1052 00:45:21,352 --> 00:45:24,856 10 million Yankees and standing pat. 1053 00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:29,194 And the world knows that is a pain. 1054 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:33,832 That which we carry was not one to bury. 1055 00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:37,202 We'll need to keep it or die. 1056 00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:39,570 Who's Yankee ,, like our 1057 00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:45,210 we shall call out for freedom to the sky. 1058 00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:49,180 That's the Yankee doodle man reply. 1059 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,182 All out for freedom. 1060 00:45:51,282 --> 00:45:53,184 It's all out for freedom. 1061 00:45:53,284 --> 00:45:57,122 Who dares to take it away? 1062 00:45:57,255 --> 00:46:01,559 10 million Yankees are standing pat 1063 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:05,563 and the world knows that is a pain. 1064 00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:09,134 That which we carry was not hard to bury. 1065 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:13,138 We need to keep it or die. 1066 00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:21,146 we shall call out fro freedom to the sky. 1067 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:25,116 That's the Yankee doodle man reply. 1068 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:27,118 All out for freedom. 1069 00:46:27,252 --> 00:46:29,754 It's all out for freedom. 1070 00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:33,124 Who dares to take it away? 1071 00:46:33,258 --> 00:46:37,128 10 million Yankees are standing pat. 1072 00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:41,499 And the world knows that is a pain. 1073 00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:45,736 That which we carry was not one to bury. 1074 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:49,107 We'll need to keep it or die. 1075 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:54,679 To the last Yankee we shall call 1076 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:57,482 out for freedom to the sky. 1077 00:46:57,615 --> 00:47:00,285 That's the Yankee doodle man reply. 1078 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:25,210 That which we carry was not one to bury. 1079 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:39,624 We'll need to kee it or die. 1080 00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:50,401 without a ship. 1081 00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:52,570 We'll just keep on. 1082 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:17,362 Well, should we go and have a word with the captain? 1083 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:18,096 All right, sir. 1084 00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:19,197 Come along, gentlemen. 1085 00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:27,538 Hey, Joe. 1086 00:48:27,672 --> 00:48:29,874 Psst! 1087 00:48:30,008 --> 00:48:31,276 What's all the mystery about? 1088 00:48:31,376 --> 00:48:33,945 Well, something a little unexpected has happened. 1089 00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:35,246 It's made me so sick I-- 1090 00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:37,115 I hadn't had a chance to get seasick. 1091 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,521 Well, where are we going? 1092 00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:44,355 Down in the hold. 1093 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:51,529 Wait'll you see what I've got. 1094 00:48:51,629 --> 00:48:53,131 Well, whatever it is, can't it wait? 1095 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:55,200 No, it'd starve. 1096 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,968 You mean it's alive? 1097 00:48:57,068 --> 00:48:59,570 I-- I hope so. 1098 00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:02,040 No, that's not the one. 1099 00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:03,041 Joe! 1100 00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:07,078 Mary! 1101 00:49:07,212 --> 00:49:08,213 What are you doing-- - Shh! 1102 00:49:08,313 --> 00:49:09,314 Well, what is she doing-- 1103 00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:10,048 Shh! 1104 00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:11,282 Holy cats. 1105 00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:12,550 This is all I could get, Mary-- 1106 00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:15,620 pretzels and-- and-- and-- and bananas. 1107 00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:16,754 I hope you're not thirsty. 1108 00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:17,655 Well, tell me. 1109 00:49:17,755 --> 00:49:18,456 What's going on? 1110 00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:19,590 How did this happen? 1111 00:49:19,724 --> 00:49:20,591 It's a long story, Joe. 1112 00:49:20,725 --> 00:49:22,060 I don't even want to hear it myself. 1113 00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:22,793 Well, the colonel's going to hear it. 1114 00:49:22,927 --> 00:49:24,229 What? 1115 00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:25,563 I'll just have to tell him what happened, Danny. 1116 00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:26,464 Oh. 1117 00:49:26,597 --> 00:49:29,000 Mary, I-- I hate to bring this up. 1118 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:32,103 It's only a small detail, but if you tell the colonel the truth, 1119 00:49:32,237 --> 00:49:33,771 I'll be shot at sunrise-- 1120 00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:35,406 as early as that. 1121 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:37,642 Oh, why didn't that draft board listen to me when 1122 00:49:37,775 --> 00:49:40,278 I told them not to take you. 1123 00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:41,579 Shh! 1124 00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:42,747 Get back in there. 1125 00:49:42,847 --> 00:49:44,182 Stay where you are. 1126 00:49:53,258 --> 00:49:54,292 I tell you, I heard something. 1127 00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:56,161 Isn't there livestock in this hold? 1128 00:49:57,628 --> 00:49:58,463 It's a dog. 1129 00:50:07,772 --> 00:50:08,473 Shh! 1130 00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:16,481 Sounds vicious. 1131 00:50:17,982 --> 00:50:21,652 I hate dogs. 1132 00:50:25,323 --> 00:50:27,192 If he comes at you, take a shot at it. 1133 00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:28,025 Don't come at me. 1134 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,828 I got hydrophobia. 1135 00:50:38,503 --> 00:50:39,804 What's going on here? 1136 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:41,472 I've got a dog in my throat. 1137 00:50:41,572 --> 00:50:43,674 Some people have frogs, but I have a-- 1138 00:50:46,844 --> 00:50:49,046 I, uh-- that is, we were looking for C deck. 1139 00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:49,914 Come on. 1140 00:50:50,014 --> 00:50:52,750 Get out of there. 1141 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:54,051 Come on. 1142 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:55,186 What gives? - Speak up, soldier. 1143 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,020 Speak up. 1144 00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:57,355 I, uh-- 1145 00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:58,723 I bought a little gun, and I learned to shoot. 1146 00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:00,525 I bought a little horn, and I learned to too. 1147 00:51:00,658 --> 00:51:02,493 Now I can't shoot and toot and.. 1148 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,561 Why, you! 1149 00:51:03,694 --> 00:51:04,395 Hey, hey! 1150 00:51:04,529 --> 00:51:06,731 What? 1151 00:51:08,233 --> 00:51:09,334 Hey, hey, hey! 1152 00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:17,775 These pills are on me, boys. 1153 00:52:08,559 --> 00:52:09,594 What's happened to Mary? 1154 00:52:09,727 --> 00:52:11,128 I haven't had a chance to get away. 1155 00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:12,897 We've got to figure some way to sneak her out. 1156 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:15,466 Joe, she's already snuck. 1157 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,301 What? 1158 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:21,572 I couldn't her in the hold. 1159 00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:23,408 The air is full of dust particles. 1160 00:52:23,508 --> 00:52:25,176 Where you're going the windows are full of bars. 1161 00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:26,143 Yes. 1162 00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:26,977 Hm. 1163 00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:33,618 Look, she's got her uniform on underneath my fatigue clothes. 1164 00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:35,586 If she can get through this crowd up to the officers deck, 1165 00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:37,655 then all we have to do is get her to the nurses deck. 1166 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:38,489 Yeah, but-- 1167 00:52:38,623 --> 00:52:39,957 There's 106 of them on board. 1168 00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:41,992 Nobody'll notice if there's 107. 1169 00:52:42,126 --> 00:52:43,328 Virginia'll help us. 1170 00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:44,495 I'll tell her. 1171 00:52:47,332 --> 00:52:49,166 Psst! 1172 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,135 Uh, captain, would you be sweet enough 1173 00:52:51,269 --> 00:52:52,437 to get my musette bag. 1174 00:52:52,537 --> 00:52:54,038 I left it over there somewhere on a chair. 1175 00:52:54,138 --> 00:52:54,839 Certainly, lieutenant. 1176 00:52:54,972 --> 00:52:56,807 Thank you so much. 1177 00:52:56,941 --> 00:52:58,609 Hello, Danny. 1178 00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:00,711 Where can we go and be alone? 1179 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:02,046 Oh, Danny. 1180 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:03,848 I've gotta get you alone right away. 1181 00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:05,483 Well, well. 1182 00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:08,052 Listen, if we could find a dark place 1183 00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:09,787 somewhere, just you and I. 1184 00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:12,557 Oh, this salt air is doing you a lot of good. 1185 00:53:12,657 --> 00:53:13,324 Uh-huh. 1186 00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:16,394 And how about a life boat? 1187 00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:17,962 Uh, what is this, honey? 1188 00:53:18,062 --> 00:53:20,064 Commando tactics? 1189 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,131 No. 1190 00:53:21,232 --> 00:53:22,800 Virginia, you don't understand. 1191 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,001 Oh, yes, I do. 1192 00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:31,141 By popular request, Lt. Virginia Merrill will sing. 1193 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,577 "Tess's Torch Song." 1194 00:53:33,844 --> 00:53:36,013 Oh, I've gotta go sing now, but I'll be back. 1195 00:53:36,146 --> 00:53:37,181 Now, don't go away. 1196 00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:54,198 Here is a story 'bout a gal. 1197 00:53:54,265 --> 00:53:58,369 Folks called her totty Tess. 1198 00:54:01,372 --> 00:54:05,610 Because she trusted, her heart got busted. 1199 00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:11,215 Love made her life a mess. 1200 00:54:11,382 --> 00:54:19,957 It evidently was an awful blow, for this is word for her word 1201 00:54:20,057 --> 00:54:24,862 for Tess's tale of woe. 1202 00:54:28,299 --> 00:54:29,634 I had a man. 1203 00:54:32,437 --> 00:54:34,104 He was a good man. 1204 00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:41,111 That is, you see, what I mean is I thought he was a good man. 1205 00:54:44,882 --> 00:54:48,218 I had a friend. 1206 00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:53,157 She was a good friend. 1207 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:56,060 I told my friend 'bout my man 'cause I 1208 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,995 thought she was a good friend. 1209 00:55:01,065 --> 00:55:04,902 Life was sweet. 1210 00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:09,173 Didn't I have my man? 1211 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:13,143 World complete. 1212 00:55:13,277 --> 00:55:17,515 Then the fireworks began. 1213 00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:21,151 Ain't got no man. 1214 00:55:21,285 --> 00:55:24,955 Ain't got no friend. 1215 00:55:25,089 --> 00:55:29,794 I'll bet you can guess just exactly what happened. 1216 00:55:29,927 --> 00:55:36,200 That was the end, the end of my friend, the end of my man, 1217 00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,669 and almost the end of me. 1218 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,274 She had a man. 1219 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:45,843 Oh, yes. 1220 00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:47,277 Yes, I had a man. 1221 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:50,615 He was a good man. 1222 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:58,656 That is, you see, what I mean is I thought he was a good man. 1223 00:55:58,789 --> 00:56:00,157 She had a friend. 1224 00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:01,291 I had a friend. 1225 00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:03,227 I said I had a friend. 1226 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,831 She was a good friend. 1227 00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:10,300 I told my friend 'bout my man 'cause I 1228 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:15,239 thought she was a good friend. 1229 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:19,243 Life was sweet. 1230 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:23,213 Didn't I have my man, my man? 1231 00:56:23,347 --> 00:56:24,815 World complete. 1232 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:31,255 Then the fireworks began. 1233 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:35,159 Ain't got no man. 1234 00:56:35,259 --> 00:56:39,096 Ain't got no friend. 1235 00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:43,734 I bet you can guess just exactly what happened. 1236 00:56:43,868 --> 00:56:49,674 That was the end, the end of my friend, the end of my man, 1237 00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:52,777 and darn near the end of me-- 1238 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:56,914 of me. 1239 00:56:57,047 --> 00:57:00,551 Was darn near the end of me. 1240 00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:14,131 Uh, Colonel Ashley! 1241 00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:15,900 Colonel Ashley! 1242 00:57:16,066 --> 00:57:18,202 Uh, well, fellas, you all know the colonel. 1243 00:57:21,906 --> 00:57:23,373 You-- you all know the colonel offered 1244 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,977 the prize for best original song about the life of a soldier. 1245 00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:28,979 Well, I, uh-- uh-- 1246 00:57:30,314 --> 00:57:32,249 I've been composing one, but I haven't learned all 1247 00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:34,752 the words that Joe wrote yet. 1248 00:57:34,885 --> 00:57:36,453 That is, that I wrote. 1249 00:57:36,587 --> 00:57:37,488 We're writing now. 1250 00:57:37,588 --> 00:57:40,257 Uh-- uh-- that we-- 1251 00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:43,260 why-- why-- why, I'll recite "Gunga Din" by Rudyard Kipling. 1252 00:57:43,393 --> 00:57:44,562 Oh, no you won't. 1253 00:57:44,629 --> 00:57:46,330 Oh, no I won't. 1254 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,766 Uh, how about I-- 1255 00:57:48,899 --> 00:57:51,301 well-- well, I'll try the new song. 1256 00:57:51,435 --> 00:57:55,272 I don't know it very well, but-- uh, Rudy, if you'll-- 1257 00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:57,975 well, I can-- thanks. 1258 00:57:58,108 --> 00:58:04,749 Oh, they passed a law down in Washington DC. 1259 00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:06,684 Yes, yes! 1260 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:12,322 Yes, they passed a law down in Washington DC. 1261 00:58:12,456 --> 00:58:13,323 Yes, they did. 1262 00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:14,625 That's what they did. 1263 00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:17,494 They passed a law down in Washington DC. 1264 00:58:17,628 --> 00:58:22,199 Yankee Doodle's going to town, and they 1265 00:58:22,299 --> 00:58:26,837 want young fellas like me. 1266 00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:30,474 In a goldfish bowl new and shiny, 1267 00:58:30,608 --> 00:58:39,049 they went eeny, meeny, miney, and cried, hey, young, pup, 1268 00:58:39,149 --> 00:58:42,319 you knocked us out. 1269 00:58:47,825 --> 00:58:49,026 The mailman. 1270 00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:54,531 Questionnaire. 1271 00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,078 The mailman. 1272 00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:13,584 Report to doctor. 1273 00:59:27,364 --> 00:59:28,065 Fine specimen. 1274 00:59:28,198 --> 00:59:28,933 Oh no. 1275 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:32,670 Flat feet. 1276 00:59:51,689 --> 00:59:54,191 1A! 1277 00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:54,959 Hey! 1278 00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:57,962 High left. 1279 00:59:58,729 --> 00:59:59,463 Hi right. 1280 01:00:00,798 --> 01:00:02,700 Left, right, right, left. 1281 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:03,634 Oh, the sergeant. 1282 01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:10,741 Get out of there. 1283 01:00:15,746 --> 01:00:18,215 Left, right, right, left, left, right. 1284 01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,083 Make up your mind. 1285 01:00:22,252 --> 01:00:24,088 Shut up. 1286 01:00:27,591 --> 01:00:28,158 Peel potatoes. 1287 01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:38,903 Hey. 1288 01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:25,182 Hey. 1289 01:01:25,315 --> 01:01:26,616 Yeah? 1290 01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:27,785 Mary? 1291 01:01:27,885 --> 01:01:28,719 Oh, Joe. 1292 01:01:28,853 --> 01:01:30,287 Come on. 1293 01:01:30,387 --> 01:01:31,221 Joe, I'm scared. 1294 01:01:31,355 --> 01:01:32,990 It's all right. 1295 01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:33,657 Come on. 1296 01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:35,125 Where are we going? 1297 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:36,293 Danny's gone up and set everything up with Virginia. 1298 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:39,529 He's gonna meet us in a few minutes. 1299 01:01:39,663 --> 01:01:42,032 Gee, you look cute in that outfit. 1300 01:01:42,166 --> 01:01:43,700 Well, I feel like Tuesday afternoon 1301 01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:45,502 in a wet wash laundry. 1302 01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:55,479 We might as well wait here for Danny. 1303 01:01:59,516 --> 01:02:01,085 Oh, I got the shivers. 1304 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:03,320 Are you cold, honey-- uh, Mary? 1305 01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:04,721 A little. 1306 01:02:04,855 --> 01:02:05,856 Mostly frightened. 1307 01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:06,924 Well, here. 1308 01:02:10,527 --> 01:02:11,595 That better? 1309 01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:12,930 Much better, Joe. 1310 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:15,365 This is like being in front of a warm fire 1311 01:02:15,499 --> 01:02:17,768 and it's snowing outside. 1312 01:02:17,868 --> 01:02:18,869 I kind of like it, too. 1313 01:02:19,003 --> 01:02:20,570 We must do this more often. 1314 01:02:20,704 --> 01:02:22,172 Remind me of that, will you? 1315 01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:25,876 Three times a day for the next 40 years. 1316 01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:27,711 40 years. 1317 01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:29,079 Well, I wonder-- 1318 01:02:29,213 --> 01:02:30,580 What? 1319 01:02:30,714 --> 01:02:33,050 Well, I was just wondering what these uniforms will look 1320 01:02:33,117 --> 01:02:35,752 like when we take 'em out of a trunk someday, 1321 01:02:35,886 --> 01:02:39,223 and shake the moth balls out of 'em, and go 1322 01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:42,592 marching in a parade on the Fourth of July. 1323 01:02:42,726 --> 01:02:46,363 Joe, do you really think it'll be a better world? 1324 01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:47,898 I'm sure of it. 1325 01:02:56,073 --> 01:03:00,444 Gosh, it's a better world already. 1326 01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:03,580 That's him. 1327 01:03:03,647 --> 01:03:04,381 Hey! 1328 01:03:04,481 --> 01:03:05,315 Hey! - Oh. 1329 01:03:05,449 --> 01:03:06,716 Come here. Everything's arranged. 1330 01:03:06,817 --> 01:03:07,818 Come on. We go. 1331 01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:09,253 Hey, I better take her, Danny. 1332 01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:10,454 No, no, Joe. 1333 01:03:10,587 --> 01:03:11,956 I can get away with it much better than you can. 1334 01:03:12,089 --> 01:03:13,090 I've been up to the dispensary so many times 1335 01:03:13,223 --> 01:03:13,924 they think I live there. 1336 01:03:14,058 --> 01:03:15,059 Come on. 1337 01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:17,061 Well, good luck, and be careful. 1338 01:03:17,161 --> 01:03:18,795 I'll wait here for you, Danny. 1339 01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:19,729 Hey, wait a minute. 1340 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:20,764 Do you know your way? 1341 01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:22,232 Do I know my way? 1342 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,633 You go up the third companionway on the starboard, 1343 01:03:23,767 --> 01:03:25,435 then cross to the port side through the 1344 01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:27,171 on the left, then turn right on B deck 1345 01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:28,672 up the third ladder to C deck, nip through the paint locker 1346 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,807 to the second corridor, two turns right, one turn left, 1347 01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:31,675 then you double back. 1348 01:03:31,775 --> 01:03:34,945 It's a cinch. 1349 01:03:35,079 --> 01:03:36,146 It's this way. 1350 01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:55,265 Well, haven't you any idea where we are? 1351 01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:56,266 No. 1352 01:03:56,366 --> 01:03:58,368 They must have turned the boat around. 1353 01:03:58,502 --> 01:03:59,536 Oh, Danny. 1354 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:00,370 Shh! 1355 01:04:20,724 --> 01:04:21,625 Who is it? 1356 01:04:27,031 --> 01:04:27,965 That you, Meeker? 1357 01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:35,973 Oh. 1358 01:05:51,081 --> 01:05:52,816 Who are you? 1359 01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,918 Uh-- uh, me? 1360 01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:56,987 Well, who are you? 1361 01:05:57,087 --> 01:05:59,656 Uh, Private MacTavish, sir. 1362 01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:00,624 Well, get up. 1363 01:06:04,094 --> 01:06:05,495 Come out of there. 1364 01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:09,733 Well, what's going on here? 1365 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:12,902 Uh, uh, it's a. 1366 01:06:13,003 --> 01:06:14,938 Very ,, very.. 1367 01:06:15,072 --> 01:06:16,106 On your feet. 1368 01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:21,478 It's a wee bit of mistake, colonel. 1369 01:06:21,611 --> 01:06:23,113 I was always looking for me bagpipe, 1370 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,814 and I mistook a wee bit of your quarters 1371 01:06:24,948 --> 01:06:26,416 for a wee bit of my quarters, sir. 1372 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:27,317 Sorry, sir. 1373 01:06:27,451 --> 01:06:28,585 MacTavish, you're under arrest. 1374 01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:31,355 Aye, sir. 1375 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:33,457 Uh, I was looking for me bagpipe, sir. 1376 01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:39,096 You're drunk. 1377 01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:39,996 Report to ship's brig. 1378 01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:41,431 Aye, sir. 1379 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:42,799 Private MacTavish places himself under arrest, sir. 1380 01:06:42,932 --> 01:06:43,633 sir. 1381 01:06:44,601 --> 01:06:45,835 It's a wee bit of a mouse, sir. 1382 01:06:45,969 --> 01:06:47,037 What? 1383 01:06:47,137 --> 01:06:49,773 Oh, which is a bagpipes. 1384 01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:55,179 There are two of them! 1385 01:06:55,312 --> 01:06:56,180 Call for the guards! 1386 01:06:56,313 --> 01:06:57,181 Come back here! 1387 01:06:57,314 --> 01:06:59,149 Come back here! 1388 01:06:59,283 --> 01:07:00,784 One of them's a woman! 1389 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:02,719 Call for the guards! 1390 01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:03,720 Yes, sir. 1391 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:04,854 Arrest that man. 1392 01:07:04,988 --> 01:07:06,190 Those men. - One of them's a woman. 1393 01:07:06,323 --> 01:07:07,724 Well, what are you standing there for? 1394 01:07:15,832 --> 01:07:16,700 Danny, no. 1395 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:17,867 This is full of men. 1396 01:07:18,001 --> 01:07:18,868 Shh! 1397 01:07:19,002 --> 01:07:19,869 There's my bed. Get in it. 1398 01:07:20,003 --> 01:07:20,837 Why? 1399 01:07:21,004 --> 01:07:22,739 I-- I mean, get under it. 1400 01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:51,601 Well, I might as well take a look across the way. 1401 01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:59,042 Hey, Danny, I can't stay here. 1402 01:07:59,109 --> 01:08:00,410 I know. 1403 01:08:00,544 --> 01:08:02,011 But I can't think of any other place. 1404 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:09,786 Hey, you. 1405 01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:10,920 You! - Yeah? 1406 01:08:11,054 --> 01:08:11,855 Yeah? 1407 01:08:11,955 --> 01:08:13,623 Who are you talking to? 1408 01:08:13,723 --> 01:08:15,091 Oh, to me. 1409 01:08:15,225 --> 01:08:17,127 I always talk to myself in my sleep. 1410 01:08:17,261 --> 01:08:18,628 Yeah? 1411 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:21,431 You always sleep with your head hanging onto the floor? 1412 01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:23,032 Oh, sure. 1413 01:08:23,133 --> 01:08:25,135 Keeps the blood from rushing to my feet. 1414 01:08:25,235 --> 01:08:27,036 Well, you wake me up again, and your blood'll 1415 01:08:27,137 --> 01:08:28,638 be rushing all over the boat. 1416 01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:55,799 What are you doing? 1417 01:09:07,777 --> 01:09:10,280 Oh, Veronica. 1418 01:09:10,414 --> 01:09:13,517 Where you been, Veronica? 1419 01:09:13,617 --> 01:09:15,752 Come out into the garden with me. 1420 01:09:20,957 --> 01:09:25,795 I wouldn't have you wear it any other way. 1421 01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:29,199 Say something, sweetie. 1422 01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:30,600 Say something. 1423 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:32,302 I have to go now. 1424 01:09:32,436 --> 01:09:34,271 I have to go to the hairdresser. 1425 01:09:34,338 --> 01:09:36,806 Veronica. 1426 01:09:36,940 --> 01:09:37,674 Yes, I do. 1427 01:09:43,146 --> 01:09:44,147 You? 1428 01:09:44,314 --> 01:09:46,316 Hey, what'd you do with Veronica? 1429 01:09:46,450 --> 01:09:47,284 I don't-- I don't know. 1430 01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:48,352 She had to go. 1431 01:09:48,485 --> 01:09:49,986 She had to go to the hairdresser. 1432 01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:55,124 You dirty double crosser, what are you doing here? 1433 01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:56,793 I was walking in my sleep. 1434 01:09:56,893 --> 01:09:59,229 When-- when I walk in my sleep, I gotta talk in my sleep, 1435 01:09:59,329 --> 01:10:01,631 but I can't talk unless I walk. 1436 01:10:01,731 --> 01:10:03,533 Isn't this a beautiful night? 1437 01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:06,336 Ah. 1438 01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:28,892 Everybody up. 1439 01:10:29,025 --> 01:10:30,327 All right, reveille, boys. 1440 01:10:30,394 --> 01:10:31,895 Everybody up. 1441 01:10:32,028 --> 01:10:32,896 Come on. 1442 01:10:33,029 --> 01:10:34,498 Everybody gets out of bed. 1443 01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:35,599 That's it. Come on. 1444 01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:36,400 Inside. 1445 01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:37,867 Last one up's a rotten egg. 1446 01:10:38,034 --> 01:10:38,902 Beautiful morning? 1447 01:10:39,035 --> 01:10:39,869 Wait a minute. 1448 01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:40,837 It's dark outside. 1449 01:10:40,904 --> 01:10:42,238 That's fog. 1450 01:10:42,372 --> 01:10:43,172 Dark fog. 1451 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,240 Reveille? 1452 01:10:44,374 --> 01:10:45,575 It feels like I just went to bed. 1453 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:47,043 No, it only seems like you just went to bed. 1454 01:10:47,176 --> 01:10:48,011 Come on. Everybody up. 1455 01:10:48,111 --> 01:10:49,279 Time flies when you're busy. 1456 01:10:49,379 --> 01:10:50,780 Hey, you just woke me up a minute ago. 1457 01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:52,115 Oh, you're sleepwalking, Blackie. 1458 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:52,916 Wake up. Wake up. 1459 01:10:53,049 --> 01:10:53,717 Come on. Wake up. 1460 01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:54,551 Everybody out. 1461 01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:55,619 That's the spirit. Come on. 1462 01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:56,920 Hey, what's the matter with you? 1463 01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:57,787 Will you cut it out? 1464 01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:08,932 First company out on deck! 1465 01:11:12,736 --> 01:11:13,803 Not here, Blackie. - What? 1466 01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:15,405 Over there. There's a draft here. 1467 01:11:15,539 --> 01:11:16,540 - Hey, cut it out. - You'll catch cold over there. 1468 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:17,441 Cut it out, or I'll.. 1469 01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:18,975 Wonder where I put 'em? 1470 01:11:19,075 --> 01:11:21,378 I can't find 'em anywhere. 1471 01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:22,779 Oh, look out! Look out! 1472 01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:24,213 - Hey, what's that? - Oh, look out. 1473 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,114 I got it. I got it. 1474 01:11:25,248 --> 01:11:26,115 I got it. I got it. 1475 01:11:26,249 --> 01:11:27,250 What's the matter with you? 1476 01:11:27,384 --> 01:11:28,385 There was a spider on your head. 1477 01:11:28,452 --> 01:11:28,952 - A spider? - Yeah, a big one. 1478 01:11:29,085 --> 01:11:29,753 Where? 1479 01:11:29,886 --> 01:11:30,620 There he is. 1480 01:11:30,754 --> 01:11:32,088 Oh, what's the matter with you? 1481 01:11:32,221 --> 01:11:33,289 There was a big spider. 1482 01:11:33,423 --> 01:11:34,658 You been taking too many pills, jack. 1483 01:11:34,758 --> 01:11:35,925 There's a spider. 1484 01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:37,494 Ah, shut up. 1485 01:11:37,594 --> 01:11:39,062 I wonder where I put my drawers. 1486 01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:40,430 Don't say that. 1487 01:11:40,564 --> 01:11:41,297 That's a naughty word. 1488 01:11:41,431 --> 01:11:42,131 What, drawers? 1489 01:11:42,265 --> 01:11:43,500 No, no, no! 1490 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:44,768 Ah, cut it out. 1491 01:11:44,901 --> 01:11:46,269 You know, I'll be glad when I can sleep 1492 01:11:46,403 --> 01:11:47,571 like I used to-- bare naked. 1493 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,105 Now don't say the word naked. 1494 01:11:49,238 --> 01:11:50,474 Huh? 1495 01:11:50,607 --> 01:11:51,775 We don't want words like that in our quarters. 1496 01:11:51,841 --> 01:11:54,678 Don't forget, fellas, this is our home. 1497 01:11:58,615 --> 01:12:03,953 Horace, would you mind passing me my unmentionables? 1498 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,321 Now wait a minute-- 1499 01:12:05,455 --> 01:12:08,925 Just a second, Percy, till I put on my wimple. 1500 01:12:08,992 --> 01:12:11,027 Oh, my, my, Ferdinand. 1501 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,363 What a beautiful snoot you have. 1502 01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:15,765 Woo woo. 1503 01:12:15,865 --> 01:12:16,666 Woo woo. 1504 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:18,535 Rooty toot, rooty toot. 1505 01:12:18,635 --> 01:12:20,269 We are the boys of the institute. 1506 01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:23,473 What's going on here? 1507 01:12:23,607 --> 01:12:24,808 Hey, guys, look at Joe. 1508 01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:26,109 He's up already and all dressed. 1509 01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:26,943 Come on, Butterball. 1510 01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:28,011 Get dressed. 1511 01:12:28,144 --> 01:12:29,479 That's setting a very good example, Joe. 1512 01:12:29,613 --> 01:12:31,280 Well, what's everybody doing up so early? 1513 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:32,348 It's only 4:00-- - Ah! 1514 01:12:32,482 --> 01:12:33,450 Hey, what's that? 1515 01:12:33,550 --> 01:12:35,051 Only 4:00. 1516 01:12:35,151 --> 01:12:37,987 Only the duration, and then we'll take a vacation, 1517 01:12:38,121 --> 01:12:39,956 and sleep, and sleep, and sleep, and sleep, 1518 01:12:40,056 --> 01:12:40,790 and then we'll take a-- 1519 01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:41,791 Well, Danny, what's all the-- 1520 01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:42,826 Mary's under the la-la-la. 1521 01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:44,961 We've gotta get the fellas out. 1522 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:45,695 What's that? 1523 01:12:45,829 --> 01:12:47,296 The fellas up on the deck. 1524 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,198 And up, and up, and up, and up. 1525 01:12:55,672 --> 01:12:57,040 Hit the deck. 1526 01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:01,144 And the wind a-blows.. 1527 01:13:03,179 --> 01:13:03,880 Where is she? 1528 01:13:04,013 --> 01:13:05,081 Where's who? 1529 01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:08,852 Oh, where's the salt and the spray 1530 01:13:08,985 --> 01:13:10,654 on the deck in the. 1531 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,222 Hey, what kind of an outfit is this? 1532 01:13:13,356 --> 01:13:14,223 Oh. 1533 01:13:14,357 --> 01:13:16,192 Wow. 1534 01:13:16,325 --> 01:13:17,193 All right, Mary. 1535 01:13:20,329 --> 01:13:21,330 Joe, darling. 1536 01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:22,365 Oh, Mary. 1537 01:13:22,499 --> 01:13:24,000 Oh, I'm so happy to see you. 1538 01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:25,869 Oh, you don't know what we've been through. 1539 01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:27,571 I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 1540 01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:28,605 Don't worry, darling. 1541 01:13:28,705 --> 01:13:29,739 I'll take care of everything. 1542 01:13:29,873 --> 01:13:31,174 Oh, just let me stay here a minute. 1543 01:13:39,683 --> 01:13:41,184 I'm sorry, Danny. 1544 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,085 We didn't plan it this way. 1545 01:13:42,218 --> 01:13:43,119 It just happened. 1546 01:13:43,219 --> 01:13:45,054 Oh, Danny, we didn't mean to. 1547 01:13:45,221 --> 01:13:46,723 It's all right. 1548 01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:49,793 Better get her out of here, Joe. 1549 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:50,627 Yeah. 1550 01:14:10,379 --> 01:14:12,381 Platoon, attention! 1551 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:13,750 At ease. 1552 01:14:13,883 --> 01:14:15,785 All right, men, sound off when I call your names. 1553 01:14:15,919 --> 01:14:16,452 Jones! 1554 01:14:16,586 --> 01:14:18,454 Here! 1555 01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:19,288 No. 1556 01:14:19,422 --> 01:14:20,123 No. 1557 01:14:20,256 --> 01:14:21,257 Taller man. 1558 01:14:21,324 --> 01:14:22,058 Bogland. 1559 01:14:22,158 --> 01:14:22,926 Here! 1560 01:14:23,059 --> 01:14:23,793 No. 1561 01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:24,761 Thinner. 1562 01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:26,162 Here he comes, Joe. 1563 01:14:26,262 --> 01:14:27,931 Yeah, here he comes, and you better stop shaking. 1564 01:14:28,064 --> 01:14:29,899 If he recognizes you, he'll have you shot. 1565 01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:30,500 Black! 1566 01:14:30,634 --> 01:14:31,835 Here! 1567 01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:32,936 Well, I was only good for a few months anyway. 1568 01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:34,571 Here. 1569 01:14:34,638 --> 01:14:36,506 But I didn't want to die from the colonel, Joe. 1570 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:37,507 I wanted to die in a hospital. 1571 01:14:37,641 --> 01:14:38,341 Tim. 1572 01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,909 Here. 1573 01:14:40,009 --> 01:14:42,946 With some flowers, and nurses, and maybe a little fruit. 1574 01:14:43,079 --> 01:14:43,780 Rhodes. 1575 01:14:43,913 --> 01:14:44,614 Here. 1576 01:14:46,616 --> 01:14:47,316 Weems! 1577 01:14:50,754 --> 01:14:51,755 What's your name? 1578 01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:53,256 Patrick O'Houlihan sir. 1579 01:14:53,356 --> 01:14:54,090 O'Houlihan, eh? 1580 01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:55,491 Uh, yes, sir. 1581 01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:57,426 Oh, and the top of the morning to you, for a fine 1582 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:58,628 of a colonel you are. 1583 01:14:58,762 --> 01:15:00,029 May you get to kiss the Blarney Stone 1584 01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:01,798 and spend every minute of your life 1585 01:15:01,931 --> 01:15:05,334 in the shadow of the statue of St. Patrick, and.. 1586 01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:11,140 What? 1587 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:17,981 Goodbye, Joe. 1588 01:15:18,114 --> 01:15:18,948 Grab him! 1589 01:15:21,651 --> 01:15:22,552 Come on, Weems. 1590 01:15:22,686 --> 01:15:23,787 The colonel wants to see you. 1591 01:15:23,887 --> 01:15:25,855 All right, I'm coming. 1592 01:15:25,989 --> 01:15:26,690 Well, bring him here. 1593 01:15:26,823 --> 01:15:29,158 Bring him here. 1594 01:15:29,225 --> 01:15:30,059 I surrender, sir. 1595 01:15:33,196 --> 01:15:34,230 O'Houlihan, eh? 1596 01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:35,298 Yes, sir. 1597 01:15:35,398 --> 01:15:37,133 Aren't you also Private Weems? 1598 01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:38,367 Well, aren't you? 1599 01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:39,636 Yes, sir. 1600 01:15:39,703 --> 01:15:41,370 I want to tell you everything, colonel. 1601 01:15:41,504 --> 01:15:43,339 I'm also Private MacTavish. 1602 01:15:43,406 --> 01:15:44,908 See? 1603 01:15:45,709 --> 01:15:47,410 What? 1604 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,045 Oh, I just had to do it, colonel. 1605 01:15:49,178 --> 01:15:49,879 I had to. 1606 01:15:50,013 --> 01:15:51,514 I was protecting a certain lady. 1607 01:15:51,648 --> 01:15:53,316 And I know as one gentleman to another 1608 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:55,151 you won't ask me who she is. 1609 01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:56,820 Oh, I won't, eh? 1610 01:15:59,522 --> 01:16:02,058 Well, here are your glasses, sir. 1611 01:16:02,191 --> 01:16:03,559 I just used them for a little while, 1612 01:16:03,693 --> 01:16:04,594 but I took very good care of them, and now-- 1613 01:16:04,694 --> 01:16:05,595 Well, that's very kind of you. 1614 01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:07,230 Thank you. 1615 01:16:07,363 --> 01:16:08,064 Here. 1616 01:16:08,197 --> 01:16:08,932 Oh! 1617 01:16:20,844 --> 01:16:22,245 What's that clicking in your throat? 1618 01:16:22,378 --> 01:16:23,512 What did you say? 1619 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,348 Nothing, sir. 1620 01:16:25,448 --> 01:16:26,950 Nothing. 1621 01:16:27,050 --> 01:16:28,384 Thanks for the glasses, sir. 1622 01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:35,524 Well, who was the girl? 1623 01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:36,359 I don't know. 1624 01:16:36,459 --> 01:16:37,226 Who did she say? 1625 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:38,027 She doesn't know. 1626 01:16:38,127 --> 01:16:39,629 Don't keep me in suspense. 1627 01:16:39,763 --> 01:16:41,064 What did he do with her? 1628 01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:42,899 Well, he tried to hide her, and they landed right 1629 01:16:43,032 --> 01:16:44,033 in the colonel's state room. 1630 01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,101 No. 1631 01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:46,636 Said he thought it was the boiler room. 1632 01:16:46,736 --> 01:16:48,071 What happened then? 1633 01:16:48,204 --> 01:16:53,242 Well, then he sneaked her into his own bunk room. 1634 01:16:53,376 --> 01:16:54,377 That sounds interesting. 1635 01:16:54,477 --> 01:16:55,745 Hm? 1636 01:16:55,879 --> 01:16:57,647 Oh, yes, well they questioned him for hours, 1637 01:16:57,747 --> 01:16:59,716 but he refused to give the girl's name. 1638 01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:01,651 Said it was the unwritten law. 1639 01:17:01,785 --> 01:17:03,720 Listen, you officers, I heard that there was 1640 01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:05,254 going to be an investigation. 1641 01:17:05,388 --> 01:17:07,556 They're going to check up on all of us. 1642 01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:10,293 Well, anyway, I'm in the clear. 1643 01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:11,160 Are you sure? 1644 01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:12,228 Yes. 1645 01:17:12,328 --> 01:17:14,630 I couldn't squeeze under a soldier's bunk. 1646 01:17:14,764 --> 01:17:16,232 Darn it. 1647 01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:32,481 We never had anything like this in the last war. 1648 01:17:32,615 --> 01:17:34,951 Sergeant, we don't have anything like it in this war 1649 01:17:35,084 --> 01:17:35,785 either. 1650 01:17:40,456 --> 01:17:42,692 Gosh, how could a guy who looks like a canary 1651 01:17:42,826 --> 01:17:45,094 turn out to be a wolf? 1652 01:17:45,194 --> 01:17:47,764 This fellow Weems'll probably go down in history books. 1653 01:17:47,864 --> 01:17:48,631 What are you dishing? 1654 01:17:48,765 --> 01:17:49,799 Shh. 1655 01:17:49,933 --> 01:17:51,667 Say, by the way, where were you 1656 01:17:51,801 --> 01:17:52,802 last night when you said you were 1657 01:17:52,869 --> 01:17:54,203 out getting some fresh air. 1658 01:17:54,303 --> 01:17:56,205 I was out getting some fresh air. 1659 01:17:56,339 --> 01:17:57,173 Disappointed? 1660 01:17:57,306 --> 01:17:59,776 Hey, maybe it was the girl's idea. 1661 01:17:59,843 --> 01:18:01,711 Maybe she was chasing after him. 1662 01:18:01,845 --> 01:18:03,146 Why, Joanna. 1663 01:18:03,279 --> 01:18:05,782 That'd change things considerably, wouldn't it? 1664 01:18:05,849 --> 01:18:07,016 You ever heard of a girl being arrested 1665 01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:08,317 for overpowering a man? 1666 01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:10,219 Not where I come from. 1667 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:12,521 Hello. 1668 01:18:12,655 --> 01:18:13,622 Hello. 1669 01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:14,523 - Hi. - Hello. 1670 01:18:14,657 --> 01:18:15,358 Hello. 1671 01:18:19,162 --> 01:18:22,131 Hey, Virginia, do you think anybody noticed me? 1672 01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:23,032 No. 1673 01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:24,000 No. 1674 01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:25,334 But did you hear what that girl said? 1675 01:18:25,468 --> 01:18:27,070 Uh-huh. 1676 01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:30,807 Mary, suppose you went to Colonel Ashley 1677 01:18:30,907 --> 01:18:32,341 and told him that you were the aggressor. 1678 01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:33,542 What? 1679 01:18:33,676 --> 01:18:35,144 That you sneaked in Danny's bunk room because-- 1680 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:37,881 because, well, you couldn't keep away from him. 1681 01:18:39,315 --> 01:18:40,984 Well, that'd take the blame off Danny 1682 01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:44,320 and get him out of the brig. That's what you want, isn't it? 1683 01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:45,922 Uh-huh, but-- uh-uh. 1684 01:18:46,022 --> 01:18:47,656 They'd find out I'm a stowaway, and 1685 01:18:47,757 --> 01:18:50,093 Danny's responsible for that. 1686 01:18:50,193 --> 01:18:52,528 They'd probably shoot the both of us. 1687 01:18:52,661 --> 01:18:53,562 No. 1688 01:18:53,696 --> 01:18:55,331 I-- I guess you couldn't do it. 1689 01:18:58,267 --> 01:18:59,102 Hey. 1690 01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:00,369 Try to remember. 1691 01:19:00,503 --> 01:19:01,437 How did you get there? 1692 01:19:01,537 --> 01:19:03,773 I don't remember how I got to his room. 1693 01:19:03,907 --> 01:19:05,741 Or when. 1694 01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:09,578 All I remember is the moonlight and the music 1695 01:19:09,712 --> 01:19:10,914 coming from nowhere. 1696 01:19:11,047 --> 01:19:13,282 Coming from where? 1697 01:19:13,382 --> 01:19:15,084 From nowhere, sir. 1698 01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:16,352 Yeah, make a note of that. 1699 01:19:16,452 --> 01:19:17,686 Yes, sir. 1700 01:19:17,787 --> 01:19:19,956 I must say I can't understand this man's hypnotic power. 1701 01:19:20,056 --> 01:19:21,724 He doesn't seem to be the type at all. 1702 01:19:21,891 --> 01:19:23,459 Well, if he'd ever held you close in his arms, 1703 01:19:23,559 --> 01:19:25,461 you understand, Colonel Ashley. 1704 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:26,562 Yes, I daresay. 1705 01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:28,697 Lt. Merrill, you astound me. 1706 01:19:28,798 --> 01:19:30,099 You've got a fine record. 1707 01:19:30,233 --> 01:19:31,434 You don't appear to be the type of girl who would-- 1708 01:19:31,567 --> 01:19:33,736 Oh, you don't know me at all, Colonel Ashley. 1709 01:19:33,803 --> 01:19:35,371 And I don't know you-- 1710 01:19:35,471 --> 01:19:37,106 not really, I don't. 1711 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:39,408 But I bet you weren't always so stern and unapproachable. 1712 01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:42,879 Yes, well, uh, my character is not under discussion. 1713 01:19:42,979 --> 01:19:44,647 No, sir, but you were young once. 1714 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:47,283 Maybe you can still understand what it's like to lie here 1715 01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:50,319 night after night, restless, lonely, 1716 01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:52,889 longing to throw your arms about someone, 1717 01:19:52,989 --> 01:19:54,590 to feel the touch of his lips on yours. 1718 01:19:57,927 --> 01:19:59,562 No. 1719 01:19:59,662 --> 01:20:04,500 No, I reckon you don't know what that means, Colonel Ashley. 1720 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,169 Well, I should think not. 1721 01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:10,106 Well, I tried to fight it off, but it was stronger than I was. 1722 01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:12,175 Then suddenly it happened. 1723 01:20:12,275 --> 01:20:13,176 What happened? 1724 01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:15,811 There was a purple flash. 1725 01:20:15,945 --> 01:20:17,280 Purple flash? 1726 01:20:17,413 --> 01:20:19,348 And the next thing I knew I was-- 1727 01:20:19,448 --> 01:20:20,516 I'm sorry. 1728 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:22,585 I was breaking down his door. 1729 01:20:22,685 --> 01:20:23,586 And there he was. 1730 01:20:23,686 --> 01:20:24,453 Where? 1731 01:20:24,587 --> 01:20:28,657 Lying there, asleep. 1732 01:20:28,791 --> 01:20:30,927 Helpless. 1733 01:20:30,994 --> 01:20:33,496 I came closer. 1734 01:20:33,629 --> 01:20:36,299 And closer. 1735 01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:37,033 And-- 1736 01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:38,367 That's close enough. 1737 01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:39,835 Lt. Merrill, you are confined to your quarters 1738 01:20:39,969 --> 01:20:40,937 - till further notice. - Yes, sir. 1739 01:20:41,037 --> 01:20:42,538 And that'll be all. 1740 01:20:42,638 --> 01:20:43,472 Yes, sir. 1741 01:20:51,214 --> 01:20:53,382 Well, this alters the case against Weems. 1742 01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:54,517 How is that, sir? 1743 01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:55,985 Well, you can't very well punish the catnip 1744 01:20:56,119 --> 01:20:57,386 for the behavior of the cat. 1745 01:20:57,486 --> 01:20:58,787 Release Private Weems from the brig. 1746 01:20:58,888 --> 01:21:00,289 All right, sir. 1747 01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:02,225 Colonel, you really don't believe that story, do you? 1748 01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:05,461 Certainly not, but I'd like to read the last chapter. 1749 01:21:05,561 --> 01:21:06,462 Give him a little rope. 1750 01:21:06,562 --> 01:21:07,563 See that they're both closely watched. 1751 01:21:07,663 --> 01:21:08,898 They'll hang themselves. 1752 01:21:09,032 --> 01:21:10,833 All right, sir. 1753 01:21:10,967 --> 01:21:11,734 Purple flash. 1754 01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:18,574 And here he is-- the purple flash. 1755 01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:20,143 Oh, cut it out, will ya, fellas? 1756 01:21:20,243 --> 01:21:21,210 I ain't in the mood. 1757 01:21:21,344 --> 01:21:22,678 He ain't in the mood. 1758 01:21:22,745 --> 01:21:24,680 He ain't romantical. 1759 01:21:24,813 --> 01:21:26,082 Imagine. 1760 01:21:26,182 --> 01:21:29,185 They say a dame broke down his door to get to him. 1761 01:21:29,318 --> 01:21:31,487 I heard it was two dames with hatchets. 1762 01:21:31,587 --> 01:21:32,588 One of 'em got away. 1763 01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:35,891 I, uh, thought his pal Joe was the great lover. 1764 01:21:36,025 --> 01:21:37,660 Yeah, I guess he is. 1765 01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:40,729 Say, flash, what's in them pills you been eating? 1766 01:21:40,863 --> 01:21:44,033 Hey, lover, roll them big blue eyes for us, will ya? 1767 01:21:44,167 --> 01:21:45,501 Yeah, come on. Hop to it. 1768 01:21:45,568 --> 01:21:46,069 Come on. 1769 01:21:47,836 --> 01:21:50,106 Just stop it, fellas. 1770 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:51,574 Hey, Blackie, I want to ask you a favor. 1771 01:21:51,707 --> 01:21:52,541 Yeah? 1772 01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:53,676 Would you do me a favor? 1773 01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:55,878 No. 1774 01:21:56,012 --> 01:21:59,015 I just wanted to use your phonograph for a little while. 1775 01:21:59,082 --> 01:22:01,050 You got some nerve after what you done. 1776 01:22:01,184 --> 01:22:02,085 What did I done? 1777 01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:06,689 Last one up's a rotten egg. 1778 01:22:06,789 --> 01:22:07,957 Black fog. 1779 01:22:08,091 --> 01:22:10,293 Yeah, you still owe me three hours sleep. 1780 01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:11,860 I catch you taking anything else, 1781 01:22:11,961 --> 01:22:14,930 I'm gonna reach down your throat, grab you by the feet, 1782 01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:16,232 and turn you inside out. 1783 01:22:16,299 --> 01:22:18,201 Maybe you'd look better that way. 1784 01:22:38,387 --> 01:22:39,722 Well, uh, none of us 1785 01:22:39,822 --> 01:22:41,724 know where we're headed or when. 1786 01:22:41,824 --> 01:22:43,059 It's a mixed up world. 1787 01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:47,930 This way I get kind of a funny feeling 1788 01:22:48,064 --> 01:22:49,232 knowing that you'll be playing this when 1789 01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:50,566 we're thousands of miles apart. 1790 01:22:53,102 --> 01:22:57,006 Hey, Blackie, are my eyes pink? 1791 01:22:57,140 --> 01:22:59,308 Nah, only the white part's pink. 1792 01:22:59,442 --> 01:23:01,410 That guy, nervous, says I got pinkeye. 1793 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:05,114 And I breathe in, and I don't breathe out. 1794 01:23:05,248 --> 01:23:06,249 I breathe out. 1795 01:23:06,315 --> 01:23:08,517 He says I got arteriosclerosis. 1796 01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:09,785 Yeah, what's that? 1797 01:23:09,918 --> 01:23:12,121 It means I got too much liver. 1798 01:23:12,255 --> 01:23:14,923 I'm a walking butcher shop. 1799 01:23:15,024 --> 01:23:16,492 Shh. 1800 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:17,926 Oh, Danny, take good care of yourself. 1801 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:20,163 How do you like that guy? 1802 01:23:20,296 --> 01:23:22,165 He's in trouble with one dame, and he's already 1803 01:23:22,298 --> 01:23:23,599 got another one in there. 1804 01:23:23,699 --> 01:23:24,367 Yeah? 1805 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:25,268 Well. 1806 01:23:25,368 --> 01:23:27,303 I guess that's all. 1807 01:23:27,436 --> 01:23:30,173 Take-- take good care of yourself. 1808 01:23:30,306 --> 01:23:31,707 Hurry back. 1809 01:23:31,807 --> 01:23:33,642 Oh, gee, Mary, that was wonderful. 1810 01:23:33,809 --> 01:23:35,144 Oh. 1811 01:23:36,312 --> 01:23:38,114 Gee, Mary, that was wonderful. 1812 01:23:38,181 --> 01:23:39,515 I'll be playing that record all the time 1813 01:23:39,648 --> 01:23:40,983 and hearing your voice no matter where they send us. 1814 01:23:43,819 --> 01:23:45,654 Hey, what's going on here? 1815 01:23:45,721 --> 01:23:47,022 Uh. 1816 01:23:47,156 --> 01:23:48,324 What's that clicking in your throat? 1817 01:23:48,457 --> 01:23:49,392 Huh? 1818 01:23:49,492 --> 01:23:50,993 You know, there's 1819 01:23:51,127 --> 01:23:52,128 lots of people walking around, don't know how sick they are. 1820 01:23:52,195 --> 01:23:52,961 Ought to be in hospital. 1821 01:23:53,062 --> 01:23:54,330 How's that? 1822 01:23:54,463 --> 01:23:55,831 Here's your fresh shrimp. 1823 01:23:55,964 --> 01:23:57,066 That shrimp is here. 1824 01:23:57,166 --> 01:23:59,235 Oh, I'm a shrimp, am I? 1825 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:00,669 Ah, button your lip. 1826 01:24:00,803 --> 01:24:02,871 Think you're a big shot just because you're making 1827 01:24:03,005 --> 01:24:05,474 a lot of noise around here. 1828 01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:06,342 Shrimp! 1829 01:24:06,475 --> 01:24:07,009 Shrimp! 1830 01:24:07,143 --> 01:24:08,043 They're hot. 1831 01:24:08,177 --> 01:24:09,912 They're tasty, they're fresh. 1832 01:24:20,856 --> 01:24:22,091 - Shut up. - The guy's going nuts. 1833 01:24:22,225 --> 01:24:23,226 Get out of here. 1834 01:24:23,359 --> 01:24:24,993 Look out. 1835 01:24:25,094 --> 01:24:26,195 Stop. 1836 01:24:26,329 --> 01:24:27,163 You're tickling me. 1837 01:24:27,230 --> 01:24:28,063 Tickling you? 1838 01:24:28,197 --> 01:24:29,498 I ain't even touched you. 1839 01:24:29,598 --> 01:24:31,767 Oh, would anybody be surprised if I sang a song? 1840 01:24:31,867 --> 01:24:33,769 Well, it's about time. 1841 01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:41,210 Now I know why I go walking 1842 01:24:41,344 --> 01:24:46,382 round in a wonderful glow. 1843 01:24:46,515 --> 01:24:52,355 There's a lot that I'm not conscious of, 1844 01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:59,428 but this feeling I feel must be love. 1845 01:24:59,562 --> 01:25:03,065 Now I-- now I-- now I-- 1846 01:25:03,132 --> 01:25:05,033 now I-- now I-- 1847 01:25:05,134 --> 01:25:08,971 now I-- now I-- now I-- now I-- now I-- 1848 01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:12,208 now I-- now I know. 1849 01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:17,980 Now we both know. 1850 01:25:27,089 --> 01:25:30,593 Girls, girls, girls. 1851 01:25:30,659 --> 01:25:31,960 Beautiful girls. 1852 01:25:32,094 --> 01:25:33,929 Purple flash. 1853 01:25:34,062 --> 01:25:35,931 Big lover. 1854 01:25:36,064 --> 01:25:37,333 Girls. 1855 01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:38,501 Beautiful girls. 1856 01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:45,007 There he goes, the purple flash. 1857 01:25:45,107 --> 01:25:45,908 The purple flash. 1858 01:25:46,008 --> 01:25:47,676 flash. 1859 01:25:47,810 --> 01:25:49,478 What's in them pills you been eating? 1860 01:25:49,612 --> 01:25:51,680 It's the purple flash, the great lover. 1861 01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:53,416 Hey, lover, roll them great big blue eyes. 1862 01:25:53,516 --> 01:25:54,517 That's him, the purple flash. 1863 01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:55,818 Arrest that man. 1864 01:25:55,951 --> 01:25:57,586 They broke his door down to get to him. 1865 01:25:59,922 --> 01:26:00,989 The purple flash. 1866 01:27:40,289 --> 01:27:41,724 I do. 1867 01:27:45,428 --> 01:27:46,729 I do. 1868 01:28:08,817 --> 01:28:17,292 Love-- it can get you in the strangest messes. 1869 01:28:17,426 --> 01:28:21,730 I know your story well. 1870 01:28:21,797 --> 01:28:26,902 It's just like tortured Tess's. 1871 01:29:59,695 --> 01:30:01,029 You had a gal. 1872 01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:02,364 mama, what a gal was marry. 1873 01:30:02,498 --> 01:30:03,666 She was your best gal. 1874 01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:05,568 Oh, beat me, daddy, what a pal was Mary. 1875 01:30:05,701 --> 01:30:07,536 That is, you see, what I mean is you 1876 01:30:07,670 --> 01:30:09,538 thought she was your best gal. 1877 01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:13,041 I had a friend. 1878 01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,677 Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe, the Rock of G--Gibraltar. 1879 01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:15,911 He was my best friend. 1880 01:30:16,044 --> 01:30:18,046 So, so, so, so sweet as chocolate malted. 1881 01:30:18,180 --> 01:30:20,248 I told my friend 'bout my gal 'cause I 1882 01:30:20,382 --> 01:30:22,217 thought he was my best friend. 1883 01:30:23,719 --> 01:30:26,555 Life was sweet. 1884 01:30:26,622 --> 01:30:30,058 I was happy man. 1885 01:30:30,192 --> 01:30:32,795 World complete. 1886 01:30:32,895 --> 01:30:34,697 Then came the bust up that busted my crust up. 1887 01:30:34,797 --> 01:30:36,098 The fireworks began. 1888 01:30:36,231 --> 01:30:37,466 You lost your gal. 1889 01:30:37,566 --> 01:30:39,301 Oh, murder Jackson, blows those blues for me. 1890 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:40,603 You lost your friend. 1891 01:30:40,736 --> 01:30:42,571 Oh, murder, murder in the first degree. 1892 01:30:42,638 --> 01:30:45,608 I got a feeling that something will happen. 1893 01:30:45,741 --> 01:30:46,909 This won't be the end. 1894 01:30:47,042 --> 01:30:47,610 No, no. 1895 01:30:47,743 --> 01:30:48,410 I'll find a new friend. 1896 01:30:48,477 --> 01:30:49,211 Yes, yes. 1897 01:30:49,311 --> 01:30:50,145 I'll find a new gal. 1898 01:30:50,245 --> 01:30:51,113 Ho, ho. 1899 01:30:51,246 --> 01:30:54,282 This won't be the end of me. 1900 01:30:54,416 --> 01:30:55,150 Well, zoop. 1901 01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:56,451 Well, root. 1902 01:30:56,585 --> 01:30:57,753 Well, well, I'll root with a heppa, heppa, 1903 01:30:57,886 --> 01:31:00,055 heppa, and a step, step, step. 1904 01:31:13,268 --> 01:31:14,503 Greetings,. 1905 01:31:14,637 --> 01:31:15,904 How you been? 1906 01:31:16,004 --> 01:31:16,605 Feeling great. 1907 01:31:16,739 --> 01:31:17,940 Give me some skin. 1908 01:31:18,073 --> 01:31:18,741 Looking sharp. 1909 01:31:18,841 --> 01:31:19,942 Sharp as a harp. 1910 01:31:20,075 --> 01:31:21,176 Feeling keen? 1911 01:31:21,276 --> 01:31:22,244 Oh, keen as a bean. 1912 01:31:22,344 --> 01:31:23,245 No tears for Mary? 1913 01:31:23,345 --> 01:31:24,346 They're dry as the prairie. 1914 01:31:24,446 --> 01:31:25,581 No woe for Joe? 1915 01:31:25,681 --> 01:31:26,615 Oh, no, no, no. 1916 01:31:26,749 --> 01:31:28,450 No beating the grave? 1917 01:31:28,584 --> 01:31:29,284 Nay, nay, nay. 1918 01:31:29,417 --> 01:31:30,418 No busted ticker? 1919 01:31:30,485 --> 01:31:31,654 Ticker ticking slicker. 1920 01:31:31,787 --> 01:31:32,988 Well, toast me, Melba. 1921 01:31:33,121 --> 01:31:34,356 Is this is a fact? 1922 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,158 Meet me, daddy, and I'll hit you back. 1923 01:31:36,291 --> 01:31:36,992 Well, zoot. 1924 01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:38,126 Well, root. 1925 01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:39,361 Well, well, I'll root with a heppa, heppa, 1926 01:31:39,461 --> 01:31:40,696 heppa, and a step, step, step. 1927 01:31:40,829 --> 01:31:41,597 Hey, good looking. 1928 01:31:41,697 --> 01:31:43,365 Whatcha is a-cooking? 1929 01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:44,366 Feeling groovy? 1930 01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:45,500 Groovy as a movie. 1931 01:31:45,634 --> 01:31:46,468 Soft and mellow. 1932 01:31:46,635 --> 01:31:47,469 Mellow as a cello. 1933 01:31:47,603 --> 01:31:48,604 Born to be with chicken. 1934 01:31:48,704 --> 01:31:50,172 Now you's a-clicking. 1935 01:31:50,305 --> 01:31:51,306 No. 1936 01:31:51,373 --> 01:31:52,307 Solid jack. 1937 01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:53,341 Well, ration me some passion. 1938 01:31:53,475 --> 01:31:54,276 Pitch me some woo. 1939 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:55,644 I'm a button glutton. 1940 01:31:55,778 --> 01:31:56,545 Smackeroo. 1941 01:31:56,645 --> 01:31:58,213 Well, drill me, lance. 1942 01:31:58,346 --> 01:31:59,514 I'm well all right. 1943 01:31:59,648 --> 01:32:01,116 Slap me, mama, 'cause it's Saturday night. 1944 01:32:01,216 --> 01:32:01,984 Well, zoot. 1945 01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:03,118 Well, boot. 1946 01:32:03,185 --> 01:32:04,386 Well, well, I'll root with a heppa, heppa, 1947 01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,188 heppa, and a step, step, step. 1948 01:32:51,166 --> 01:32:52,034 Well, zoot. 1949 01:32:52,167 --> 01:32:53,168 Well, boot. 1950 01:32:53,268 --> 01:32:55,403 Well, well, I'll root with a hep, hep, hep! 1951 01:33:14,022 --> 01:33:15,290 Mary. 1952 01:33:15,390 --> 01:33:16,224 Mary. 1953 01:33:16,391 --> 01:33:18,961 Mary. 1954 01:33:19,061 --> 01:33:20,295 Mary. 1955 01:33:20,428 --> 01:33:23,298 My name's Bertha Sewella. 1956 01:33:23,431 --> 01:33:24,967 No. 1957 01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:25,934 Mary. 1958 01:33:26,068 --> 01:33:26,568 Mary. 1959 01:33:26,702 --> 01:33:27,469 Private Weems? 1960 01:33:27,569 --> 01:33:28,436 Here, let me in here. 1961 01:33:28,570 --> 01:33:29,872 Who's Mary? 1962 01:33:29,972 --> 01:33:32,140 Mary Morgan, the girl I smuggled onto the boat. 1963 01:33:32,274 --> 01:33:33,275 - Uh-oh. - Huh? 1964 01:33:33,408 --> 01:33:34,810 - Make a note of that, Meeker. - Yes, sir. 1965 01:33:34,910 --> 01:33:35,978 Better look into this captain. 1966 01:33:36,111 --> 01:33:36,779 Yes, sir. 1967 01:33:36,912 --> 01:33:38,213 Did you say Mary Morgan? 1968 01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:39,047 Yes, Mary. 1969 01:33:42,217 --> 01:33:43,919 What are you doing in my dreams? 1970 01:33:44,052 --> 01:33:45,921 You're not a beautiful girl. 1971 01:33:46,054 --> 01:33:48,456 Well, I should think not. 1972 01:33:48,590 --> 01:33:49,925 His pulse is normal, sir. 1973 01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:51,727 Well, get the rest of him normal and lock him up. 1974 01:33:51,794 --> 01:33:53,261 You hear me? Lock him up. 1975 01:33:53,395 --> 01:33:54,096 Yes, sir. 1976 01:33:58,266 --> 01:34:02,137 Well, it was a nice dream while it lasted. 1977 01:34:02,270 --> 01:34:05,073 And so, after spending many long hours in the brig, 1978 01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:09,244 our hero reaches Baguna, the isle of dreams, 1979 01:34:09,344 --> 01:34:14,016 the garden spot of the Pacific, a lush tropical paradise 1980 01:34:14,149 --> 01:34:16,651 to spend many more hours in the brig. 1981 01:34:16,785 --> 01:34:17,953 Please, come here. 1982 01:34:18,086 --> 01:34:18,586 Blackie! 1983 01:34:18,687 --> 01:34:19,421 Blackie! 1984 01:34:19,521 --> 01:34:20,689 Butterball! 1985 01:34:20,789 --> 01:34:22,825 A million islands in the Pacific, and we 1986 01:34:22,958 --> 01:34:25,293 gotta land on one with no canteen, 1987 01:34:25,460 --> 01:34:27,629 no hula girls, and no Japs. 1988 01:34:27,763 --> 01:34:29,197 You gotta get it to me, fellas. 1989 01:34:29,297 --> 01:34:30,799 It's been weeks now. 1990 01:34:30,933 --> 01:34:32,634 I'm going crazy. 1991 01:34:32,768 --> 01:34:33,601 I warn you. 1992 01:34:33,702 --> 01:34:35,137 I warn you! 1993 01:34:35,270 --> 01:34:37,940 If I don't get my vitamins, it'll overexcite my thyroid, 1994 01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:39,674 and anything can happen! 1995 01:34:39,808 --> 01:34:42,010 Maybe we ought to get reinforcements. 1996 01:34:42,144 --> 01:34:42,845 Yeah. 1997 01:34:46,681 --> 01:34:49,451 Oh, now really, fellas? 1998 01:34:49,551 --> 01:34:51,386 I've lived with Danny Weems for 12 years, sir. 1999 01:34:51,486 --> 01:34:53,655 I admit he's got kind of a genius for stirring up trouble, 2000 01:34:53,789 --> 01:34:54,790 but he always means well. 2001 01:34:54,857 --> 01:34:56,191 He wouldn't hurt a fly. 2002 01:34:56,324 --> 01:34:58,226 Private Weems is not charged with hurting flies. 2003 01:34:58,326 --> 01:35:00,228 However, when I look over the list of his offenses, 2004 01:35:00,362 --> 01:35:02,731 it appears to me that's the only crime he hasn't committed. 2005 01:35:02,865 --> 01:35:04,466 But Colonel Ashley, I'm just as much to blame, 2006 01:35:04,566 --> 01:35:05,633 and I'm perfectly willing to-- 2007 01:35:05,734 --> 01:35:07,335 She had nothing to do with it, sir. 2008 01:35:07,469 --> 01:35:09,071 It was all an accident, and then on the ship, 2009 01:35:09,171 --> 01:35:11,874 she wanted to tell you the truth, and I wouldn't let her. 2010 01:35:12,007 --> 01:35:13,175 That will be all. 2011 01:35:13,341 --> 01:35:14,509 This investigation has produced no evidence 2012 01:35:14,642 --> 01:35:15,577 that alters the case. Has it? 2013 01:35:15,677 --> 01:35:17,179 No, sir. 2014 01:35:17,312 --> 01:35:18,646 Then Private Weems will face a court martial as I've directed. 2015 01:35:18,747 --> 01:35:20,348 And until that can be arranged-- 2016 01:35:20,482 --> 01:35:21,817 Colonel Ashley? 2017 01:35:21,884 --> 01:35:22,851 Private Weems has, uh-- 2018 01:35:22,985 --> 01:35:23,852 If you please. 2019 01:35:23,986 --> 01:35:25,387 Sorry, sir. 2020 01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:27,022 Until that can be arranged, he will remain under arrest. 2021 01:35:27,089 --> 01:35:28,090 Now, what is it you want? 2022 01:35:28,190 --> 01:35:29,691 Private Weems has escaped, sir. 2023 01:35:29,825 --> 01:35:30,725 What? 2024 01:35:30,859 --> 01:35:31,994 Weren't there any guards there? 2025 01:35:32,060 --> 01:35:33,495 Yes, sir, are they're still there, sir. 2026 01:35:37,065 --> 01:35:39,701 You mean to tell me that Weems did this all by himself? 2027 01:35:39,835 --> 01:35:41,336 Yes, sir, but I can't figure it out, sir. 2028 01:35:41,403 --> 01:35:43,571 He was a man with no muscles at all. 2029 01:35:43,705 --> 01:35:44,539 Yeah, yeah. 2030 01:35:44,706 --> 01:35:46,441 Well, look at that place. 2031 01:35:46,541 --> 01:35:47,442 Well, there's one thing. 2032 01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:49,511 He got his health back, anyhow. 2033 01:35:49,611 --> 01:35:50,578 Well, what happened? 2034 01:35:50,712 --> 01:35:51,914 Well, I don't know, sir. 2035 01:35:52,047 --> 01:35:53,882 It all happened so quick, didn't it Blackie? 2036 01:35:53,949 --> 01:35:55,951 Yeah, he must have had accomplices, sir. 2037 01:35:56,084 --> 01:35:58,253 They came from behind and overpowered us. 2038 01:35:58,386 --> 01:36:01,723 Captain, send out a searching party. 2039 01:36:01,890 --> 01:36:03,091 Yes, sir. 2040 01:36:03,225 --> 01:36:05,027 Why did you fellas have to pick on me, anyway? 2041 01:36:05,093 --> 01:36:06,895 If you think the Americans are gonna to think I escaped, 2042 01:36:07,029 --> 01:36:08,396 you're crazy. 2043 01:36:08,530 --> 01:36:09,898 They'll know you did it, and they'll know 2044 01:36:10,032 --> 01:36:11,233 there's Japs on this island. 2045 01:36:11,366 --> 01:36:12,901 And you'll see what'll happen then. 2046 01:36:24,913 --> 01:36:26,414 How do you like that? 2047 01:36:26,548 --> 01:36:30,085 They can't speak English, but I can speak Japanese. 2048 01:36:30,218 --> 01:36:34,589 and of antiaircraft. 2049 01:36:34,722 --> 01:36:37,425 Well, how many men? 2050 01:36:37,559 --> 01:36:38,560 Men? Men. 2051 01:36:38,660 --> 01:36:39,394 Oh. 2052 01:36:39,494 --> 01:36:40,328 Let me see. 2053 01:36:40,428 --> 01:36:42,130 Now, there's, um-- there's a fellow 2054 01:36:42,264 --> 01:36:44,266 called George Motteltrow. 2055 01:36:44,432 --> 01:36:46,568 He-- he's a little fella from Detroit. 2056 01:36:46,634 --> 01:36:48,303 Has a rubber. 2057 01:36:49,604 --> 01:36:52,507 And we-- then there's, uh, Robert Clockelpoop. 2058 01:36:52,607 --> 01:36:54,509 He has hay fever all the time. 2059 01:36:54,642 --> 01:36:56,411 Never mind about the men. 2060 01:36:56,511 --> 01:36:57,779 What about tanks? 2061 01:36:57,913 --> 01:36:59,314 T-- tanks? Tanks? 2062 01:36:59,447 --> 01:36:59,948 Oh, tanks. 2063 01:37:00,082 --> 01:37:01,349 Uh, tanks. 2064 01:37:01,449 --> 01:37:04,352 Well, there's, uh-- oh, we have a great big tank. 2065 01:37:04,486 --> 01:37:06,154 We keep hot water in it all the time. 2066 01:37:06,288 --> 01:37:07,522 Enough of this foolishness! 2067 01:37:07,622 --> 01:37:08,857 Oh. 2068 01:37:08,991 --> 01:37:10,192 Well, I'm trying to think, but that thing hurt 2069 01:37:10,325 --> 01:37:11,960 my head all the time, and I-- 2070 01:37:12,094 --> 01:37:16,164 I-- well, maybe if you let me take one of my pills, 2071 01:37:16,298 --> 01:37:17,632 I could think more clearly. 2072 01:37:17,699 --> 01:37:20,202 It would clear my head, and I'd tell you everything. 2073 01:37:30,112 --> 01:37:31,947 You think this is a headache pill, don't you? 2074 01:37:32,014 --> 01:37:33,515 Well, you're wrong mister Tojo. 2075 01:37:33,648 --> 01:37:36,851 We carry a thing like this just for such an emergency. 2076 01:37:36,985 --> 01:37:38,720 It's cyanide of potassium. 2077 01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:40,022 No, it's too late. 2078 01:37:40,155 --> 01:37:41,289 I've already drunk it. 2079 01:37:41,356 --> 01:37:44,392 One drop-- one drop will kill 100 men. 2080 01:37:44,526 --> 01:37:49,297 In one second, I'll be dead, and dead men tell no tales. 2081 01:37:51,833 --> 01:37:52,634 You see? 2082 01:37:52,734 --> 01:37:53,468 It's started already. 2083 01:38:09,584 --> 01:38:11,153 If you don't talk, 2084 01:38:11,253 --> 01:38:13,088 I will put two in your head. 2085 01:38:13,188 --> 01:38:15,323 - Oh, oh, no. - Yes! 2086 01:38:15,423 --> 01:38:16,091 Yes! 2087 01:38:16,191 --> 01:38:18,060 you must talk. 2088 01:38:18,193 --> 01:38:19,061 I will. 2089 01:38:19,194 --> 01:38:20,428 How many tanks? 2090 01:38:20,562 --> 01:38:21,729 How many tanks? That's all I know. 2091 01:38:21,863 --> 01:38:23,265 I told you everything. 2092 01:42:22,136 --> 01:42:23,771 Oh, look at that. 2093 01:42:23,905 --> 01:42:24,806 What do you know? 2094 01:42:24,939 --> 01:42:26,841 Danny's captured 'em all single handed, 2095 01:42:26,941 --> 01:42:31,279 but he's still in plenty of trouble with the colonel. 2096 01:42:31,413 --> 01:42:33,147 Oh, here's the colonel now. 2097 01:42:33,281 --> 01:42:35,583 But please, Colonel Ashley, if you'll only let me explain. 2098 01:42:35,650 --> 01:42:37,652 Lt. Morgan, you're in trouble enough yourself without trying 2099 01:42:37,785 --> 01:42:39,621 to intercede for Private Weems. - But colonel-- 2100 01:42:39,754 --> 01:42:40,522 Oh, I know. 2101 01:42:40,622 --> 01:42:41,689 I know. 2102 01:42:41,823 --> 01:42:43,858 He's a hero, but he's violated every conceivable 2103 01:42:43,991 --> 01:42:45,360 military regulation. 2104 01:42:45,493 --> 01:42:48,663 If I can only find some extenuating circumstance, 2105 01:42:48,796 --> 01:42:50,198 such as a-- 2106 01:42:50,298 --> 01:42:51,366 a mental lapse. 2107 01:42:51,499 --> 01:42:52,934 Oh, he has those all the time, sir. 2108 01:42:53,034 --> 01:42:55,337 Well, he's been with Major Brock all afternoon-- 2109 01:42:55,470 --> 01:42:57,472 a complete psychiatric examination. 2110 01:42:57,605 --> 01:42:59,807 And Major Brock's as fine a doctor as you'll find-- 2111 01:42:59,941 --> 01:43:01,209 oh, here's the major now. 2112 01:43:01,309 --> 01:43:02,477 Well, major, what's the verdict? 2113 01:43:02,610 --> 01:43:03,311 Him? 2114 01:43:03,445 --> 01:43:04,946 Oh, I'd rather not discuss that. 2115 01:43:05,046 --> 01:43:06,848 I've-- I've got to get to bed. 2116 01:43:06,981 --> 01:43:07,682 Bed? Bed? 2117 01:43:07,815 --> 01:43:08,550 What's this? 2118 01:43:08,650 --> 01:43:09,183 Hm? 2119 01:43:09,317 --> 01:43:10,017 Yeah. 2120 01:43:10,151 --> 01:43:12,454 Oh. 2121 01:43:12,554 --> 01:43:13,688 You're all right. It's me. 2122 01:43:13,821 --> 01:43:14,322 Look. 2123 01:43:14,456 --> 01:43:15,323 Look at my eyes. 2124 01:43:15,457 --> 01:43:16,558 I blink four times a second. 2125 01:43:16,658 --> 01:43:18,192 I'm-- I'm breathing through my liver. 2126 01:43:18,326 --> 01:43:19,661 I'm buckling at the knees. 2127 01:43:19,794 --> 01:43:21,796 I've got a-- I've got a click in my throat. 2128 01:43:21,896 --> 01:43:23,398 Look at my tongue. 2129 01:43:23,498 --> 01:43:25,300 I have ichthyosis colitis. 2130 01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:27,201 That can only happen to a fish. 2131 01:43:27,335 --> 01:43:29,337 Well, hello. 2132 01:43:29,404 --> 01:43:31,706 Oh, nurses. 2133 01:43:31,839 --> 01:43:33,841 Get a hold of me. 2134 01:43:33,975 --> 01:43:35,176 What am I doing? 2135 01:43:35,310 --> 01:43:36,344 I don't know whether I'm supposed 2136 01:43:36,478 --> 01:43:38,179 to take three pills at 10 o'clock 2137 01:43:38,313 --> 01:43:39,881 - or 10 pills at 3 o'clock. - What? 2138 01:43:40,014 --> 01:43:40,815 Hm? 2139 01:43:40,882 --> 01:43:41,583 Well, never mind. 2140 01:43:41,716 --> 01:43:43,017 I'll-- I'll take 'em all now. 2141 01:43:45,219 --> 01:43:45,920 Oh. 2142 01:43:50,558 --> 01:43:52,894 Next patient, please. 2143 01:43:53,027 --> 01:43:55,029 Oh, well, say ah. 2144 01:43:55,096 --> 01:43:55,997 - Ah. - Ooh. 2145 01:43:56,097 --> 01:43:56,831 Ooh. 2146 01:43:56,931 --> 01:43:58,866 Ee ooh ah ooh. 2147 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:00,167 Well, ic Well, root. 2148 01:44:00,234 --> 01:44:03,905 Well, well, I'll root with a hep, hep, hep, hep hep. 2149 01:44:22,557 --> 01:44:23,391 All out for freedom. 2150 01:44:23,525 --> 01:44:24,526 It's all out for freedom. 2151 01:44:24,626 --> 01:44:29,130 Who dares to take it away? 2152 01:44:29,230 --> 01:44:32,567 10 million Yankees are standing pat. 2153 01:44:32,734 --> 01:44:36,771 And the world knows that is a pain. 2154 01:44:36,904 --> 01:44:41,409 That which we carry was not ours to bury. 2155 01:44:41,476 --> 01:44:44,379 We need to keep it or die. 2156 01:44:48,616 --> 01:44:52,219 We shall call out for freedom to the sky. 2157 01:44:52,320 --> 01:44:54,722 That's the Yankee doodle man reply. 2158 01:44:57,625 --> 01:45:00,962 That which we carry is not ours to bury. 2159 01:45:01,095 --> 01:45:04,466 We need to keep it or die.